Wish Me Luck Fixing The Remaining 6!

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Wish Me Luck Fixing The Remaining 6!

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The classic debugging paradox in action. Start with 3 bugs, fix 2, and somehow end up with 4 left. It's like trying to kill a hydra - cut off one head, two more appear. This is why estimates in standup meetings should always be multiplied by π. "Yeah, I'll have this fixed by end of day" = "See you next sprint, suckers."

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