The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

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The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

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The eternal cycle of student programmer existence. During breaks, we're all Renaissance artists crafting pristine memes with proper syntax and original concepts. Then the semester starts, and suddenly we're posting half-baked "works on my machine" screenshots at 2AM between debugging sessions and existential crises. Nothing says "I have three assignments due tomorrow" like a poorly cropped Stack Overflow screenshot with the title "haha relatable."

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