Always Test In Production

You drop 80 bucks on a "AAA" game from a major studio with hundreds of developers, and it can't even detect your native resolution. Launches in some cursed 800x600 windowed mode and scatters your desktop icons like a drunk intern reorganizing the file server. Meanwhile, some solo dev selling their passion project for the price of a sandwich somehow ships with perfect display settings and respects your monitor setup. Triple-A studios have entire QA departments and still can't figure out what year it is. The indie dev probably coded their game in a basement using a framework held together with duct tape and prayers, yet they understand the basic concept of reading system display settings. Really makes you wonder where that 80€ budget went. Spoiler: it wasn't the programmers.

Ah, the four-step career assassination tutorial! Nothing sends a frontend developer into existential crisis faster than watching someone test their "responsive" design by actually... *checks notes*... using different devices. The psychological warfare begins with showing off multiple devices, continues with the developer watching in horror as their beautiful creation morphs into an eldritch abomination across screens, and culminates with the coup de grâce: printing the monstrosity to immortalize their shame. Somewhere, a CSS media query is crying. Somewhere else, a Bootstrap developer is pouring another drink.

Content SERVERS AREN'T VULNERABLE Openi IF THEY ARE DOWN

Ah yes, the classic "temporary solution" that somehow survives three system migrations, two CTO changes, and the heat death of the universe. That duct-taped code snippet from 2012 labeled "TODO: fix later" is now running critical infrastructure at Fortune 500 companies. The only thing more permanent than a temporary fix is the existential dread of the developer who has to maintain it.

Content "THIS LANGUAGE HAS INCONSISTENT OR WEAK ERROR HANDLING" "THIS LANGUAGE IS WRITE ONLY THIS LANGUAGE DOESNT USE Tagon YOU BETTR WATCH YOUR MOUTH

Content Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a days, im just going to use toilet paper