Always Test In Production

Content WHEN THE APP IS STILL GIVING ERROR BUTT'S FINALLY AN ERROR YOU EXPECT TO SEE Ungfip.com

The digital equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle. Deploying to production on Friday is that special brand of self-sabotage only developers understand. Sure, you could wait until Monday when you're fresh and have a whole week to fix the inevitable dumpster fire. But where's the adrenaline rush in that? Nothing says "I hate future me" quite like pushing code right before the weekend and then acting surprised when your phone explodes with alerts while you're trying to enjoy your beer. It's basically the tech version of "hold my beer and watch this" – except the beer is your weekend and what we're watching is your mental stability crumble in real-time.

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Content mCC Follow mcclure111 In C we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std:vectorblock,std:allocatorTy:push back(const block x)': cannot convert argument 1 from 'std.: Vector iteratorstd.: Vector valstd.: Si mpletypesblock' to 'block '" and i think that's beautiful 4:30 PM - 1 Jun 2018 292 Retweets 926 Likes 20 17 292 926

The eternal struggle between product managers and developers, perfectly captured in police interrogation form. PM: "Why can't we just change it?" - the magical "just" that transforms 80 hours of work into a seemingly simple task. Meanwhile, the developer is speaking an ancient dialect of Technical Consequences that PMs physically cannot understand. The tech lead and manager are stuck in the middle, desperately trying to translate "this will break everything we've built since 2018" into "business impact terminology." It's like watching someone ask "why can't we just move this load-bearing wall?" while the architect has a silent panic attack.

Content Justin Nesselrotte nesselr Nov 13 Replying to alicegoldfuss Me: does major refactor Tests: Me: I don't believe you 1 22 3 57 Rosy, the Illyfather, speaks! rosyatr.. Nov 13 Me: deliberately breaks something, just to be sure Tests: Me: oh no V 2 17 3 78 boo radley: TurkeyOps booradley Nov 13 Me: changes nothing Tests: X Me: oh no 1 17 4 57 V Rosy, the Illyfather, speaks! rosyatr... Nov 13 Me: runs tests again Tests: Me: oh no no no V 17 2