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Please Approve My PR

Please Approve My PR
The classic junior dev power move: "I couldn't figure out why my code was failing the tests, so I just... deleted them." Meanwhile, the senior dev is standing there having an internal blue screen of death moment. It's the software equivalent of removing the smoke detector because it kept going off while you were cooking. Genius solution until the whole codebase catches fire! This is why code reviews exist—to prevent crimes against humanity in your git repository.

Never Forget That One Sr Dev

Never Forget That One Sr Dev
The legendary Senior Developer—an armored knight impervious to the arrows of corporate chaos. While managers whine about velocity, customers rage, and deadlines whoosh by, this battle-hardened veteran just smiles and reassures the terrified Junior Dev that everything is fine. It's the tech industry's greatest illusion: pretending you're not being stabbed by a thousand project management arrows while mentoring someone who has no idea what fresh hell awaits them. That encouraging "Nice PR" is basically saying "Welcome to the thunderdome, kid—I've just grown numb to the pain."

I Am Not Ashamed (But You Should Be)

I Am Not Ashamed (But You Should Be)
The evolution of debugging tactics is a beautiful, painful journey. Junior devs proudly announcing they debug with console logs like it's revolutionary technology, while senior devs—who've suffered through enough production fires to develop a thousand-yard stare—know that proper logging is just the beginning. After your fifth 2AM incident caused by insufficient diagnostics, you too will develop strong opinions about structured logging, tracing, and monitoring. The shame isn't using console.log—it's thinking that's enough.

The Sacred Art Of Not Breaking Things

The Sacred Art Of Not Breaking Things
The sacred moment when a junior dev somehow fixes a production bug without touching the legacy code that everyone's afraid to modify. Senior devs aren't even mad—they're impressed. That feeling when you solve a problem without creating seven new ones is the closest thing to divinity in software engineering. The "we happy?" question is basically corporate speak for "did you manage not to break our fragile house of cards?"

The Neat Part About Code Amnesia

The Neat Part About Code Amnesia
Junior dev: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior dev: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true mark of seniority isn't remembering your code—it's embracing the chaos. Documentation? Comments? Those are myths we tell bootcamp grads. Real developers just stare at their own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian and mutter "who wrote this garbage?" before realizing it was themselves, last Tuesday.

Always Provides Support

Always Provides Support
Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.

Who Should We Believe?

Who Should We Believe?
The ETERNAL DILEMMA of our generation! You've spent 17 hours crafting what you think is a masterpiece of code, and in your desperate need for validation, you ask that fateful question: "Does my code look good?" And what do you get? Senior Dev with years of battle scars and crushed dreams says "No" with the emotional range of a brick wall. Meanwhile, the LLM—that digital yes-man with no actual coding experience—is practically GUSHING with approval! And there you are, caught in the middle, desperately wanting to believe the AI that's never had to debug at 4am while crying into a Red Bull. The betrayal! The DRAMA! Welcome to 2024, where we trust machines that were trained on Stack Overflow more than humans who actually know what they're doing! 💀

Just Read The Documentation!

Just Read The Documentation!
When a senior dev tells you to "just read the documentation," what they really mean is "figure out how to connect these two completely unrelated pieces with zero context and make it work somehow." The documentation is always like those LEGO instructions that skip 17 critical steps and suddenly expect you to have built a quantum computer. And yet they'll look at you like you're the problem when you can't magically deduce what goes in between.

Typical First Meeting

Typical First Meeting
That awkward client meeting where you're mentally preparing detailed technical answers about cross-platform compatibility issues while your manager is gesturing wildly about how nice the weather's been lately. Nothing says professional development like watching your technical expertise get sidelined for small talk about rain forecasts. The duality of software development meetings - one person ready to dive into code architecture, the other determined to discuss weekend plans. And there you sit, a senior developer with solutions to actual problems, forced to nod along to conversations about cloud formations instead of cloud computing.

The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition

The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition
Ah, the legendary 10x engineer in his natural habitat—Hawaiian shirt, zero f*cks given, and probably hasn't written a line of documentation since 2012. This guy fixed that critical production bug three years ago with code so cryptic nobody dares touch it. The company keeps him around because he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase written in some obscure language he invented while drunk. Meanwhile, everyone else shows up in business casual trying to look professional while this dude rolls in looking like he's headed to a Jimmy Buffett concert after fixing your entire architecture with a one-liner.

It Don't Matter Post Interview

It Don't Matter Post Interview
The classic interview flex that falls completely flat. Interns strutting into interviews like they've conquered Mount Everest because they've solved some LeetCode problems, while Senior Developers couldn't care less about your algorithmic trophy collection. That 2000+ rating might impress your CS buddies, but in the trenches of production code, nobody's asking you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard at 3PM during a server meltdown. Real developers know that your ability to Google error messages and not break the build is worth ten times more than your fancy LeetCode rating.

Lmao More Than 50-60 Lines Make A New Function

Lmao More Than 50-60 Lines Make A New Function
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of junior devs bringing their deeply nested if-statement monstrosities into code reviews! 💀 Senior devs are literally DYING inside watching these poor souls casually stroll in with their 17 levels of indentation like it's just "a smoothie." HONEY, that's not a smoothie—that's a crime against humanity that would make even the most hardened code reviewer weep! Meanwhile, the senior is standing there having an existential crisis because they spent YEARS learning that anything beyond 2 levels of nesting is basically asking for the debugging equivalent of exploring the nine circles of hell. But sure, bring your "smoothie" to the code review. We'll just be over here hyperventilating into a paper bag!