Scream If You Love Object Oriented Languages

The classic delusion of programmer exceptionalism, beautifully illustrated by Buzz Lightyear's character arc. At the top, we have the confident declaration "I'm a programmer, I am rare, pay me more" – the battle cry of every dev who just learned their first framework. Meanwhile, the bottom shows the harsh "Reality": shelves stacked with identical Buzz figurines, representing the actual job market flooded with programmers who all think they're special snowflakes. The tech industry's favorite fairy tale: believing you're a unique space ranger when you're actually mass-produced in a factory called Bootcamp™. Your "rare" skills? Yeah, there are about 10,000 Medium articles teaching those exact same skills to everyone else right now.

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The dream of coding on a 1.5-inch screen has arrived! VS Code squeezed onto a smartwatch is the ultimate flex for those who think mechanical keyboards aren't uncomfortable enough. Imagine debugging that production issue while grocery shopping—"Hold on, let me just pinch-zoom into line 457 to find that missing semicolon." Your wrist cramps aren't a bug, they're a feature! The best part? You'll spend 99% of your time just trying to tap the right button without hitting three others. Pair programming now means asking someone with smaller fingers to help.

That moment when it hits you—your entire coding career has been reduced to "vibes" since ChatGPT arrived. No more grinding through Stack Overflow at 3 AM; now it's just "Hey AI, fix this mess" and hoping for the best. Your carefully cultivated programming skills? Just expensive intuition for prompting. Your CS degree? Just fancy paper to frame next to your "I used to write my own code" participation trophy.