Scream If You Love Object Oriented Languages

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Scream If You Love Object Oriented Languages

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Silent programmer staring intensely at the screen...

Object-oriented languages promised us a beautiful world of reusable components, inheritance hierarchies, and elegant abstractions. Meanwhile, half of us are still trying to figure out why our getter methods are returning undefined and why everything breaks when we touch that one class that somehow connects to 47 other classes.

The deafening silence in response to "SCREAM IF YOU LOVE OBJECT ORIENTED LANGUAGES" is the most honest code review I've ever seen.

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