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The Real Cat Command

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1 year ago 325,550 views 0 shares

The Real Cat Command

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Unix wizards know the truth—the cat command doesn't just display file contents, it summons actual felines from /usr/bin. Running it without arguments clearly produces one standard-issue cat, while piping to a pink bucket gives you the deluxe model. Next time your code breaks, try sudo cat for root-level troubleshooting powers. Just remember to feed them after debugging or they'll delete your semicolons when you're not looking.

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