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Started with one innocent computer, ended up with a room full of salvaged hardware running 24/7. That's the Linux gateway drug effect—you think you're just trying a new OS, and suddenly you're hosting 17 services on machines you rescued from dumpsters. The stuffed animals are just witnesses to your descent into terminal madness. They've seen things.

The unsolicited evangelism of Linux users is legendary. There you are, quietly using Windows, perhaps even enjoying it, when suddenly a wild Linux enthusiast appears, ready to deliver a 45-minute TED talk on why your OS choice is fundamentally flawed and how you could achieve digital enlightenment if only you'd embrace the terminal. It's the tech equivalent of vegans or CrossFit enthusiasts—they simply cannot comprehend that you haven't converted yet. Meanwhile, Windows users are just trying to open Excel without being lectured about the moral superiority of open-source software and the evils of corporate overlords. The irony? The Linux user's passionate sermon about freedom usually comes with the unspoken demand that you surrender your freedom to choose Windows.

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Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools