Programming paradigms Memes

The Evolution Of Iteration

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The evolutionary scale of iteration methods, as told by expanding brain memes. For loops? That's entry-level stuff any bootcamp grad can handle. While loops? Slightly more sophisticated, you're starting to think about conditions rather than just counting. Recursion? Now you're cooking with gas—calling a function within itself like some kind of code inception. But map and lambda functions? That's functional programming enlightenment right there. The kind of code that makes junior devs stare blankly while senior devs nod approvingly before muttering "elegant solution" under their breath. Just remember: with great power comes great stack overflow... and I don't mean the website.

The Memories Of VB 6.0

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Listen up, children! Gather 'round for tales of the ANCIENT TIMES! Back in the mystical era of VB 6.0, we didn't have your fancy object-oriented programming with inheritance hierarchies and polymorphic nightmares! NO! We wrote pseudo code that magically worked! Just slapped some spaghetti code together, hit compile, and BOOM—functioning software! No encapsulation, no abstraction, just pure, chaotic WORKING CODE! Those were the days when men were men and bugs were features! *dramatically wipes tear* The simplicity! The madness! The absolute HORROR of maintaining it years later!

The Scariest Kind Of Programmers

Programming Csharp C++ Algorithms Java

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The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat. Object-oriented programmers confidently standing tall, data-oriented programmers clinging to them for support, and return-oriented programmers... well, they've fallen into the bucket and can't get out. Classic case of function returning to the wrong address space. That rabbit's not coming back with a value anytime soon.

Stop The Functional Madness

Programming Algorithms

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Functional programming: where simple loops become philosophical dissertations on category theory. The cult that promised elegance but delivered AbstractWidgetLocalizerManagerFactoryBean instead. You know you've reached peak programming enlightenment when asking for a simple function requires a PhD in mathematics and the ability to understand what a monad actually is (spoiler: nobody knows, they just pretend). The functional purists have been making us write fold and curry functions for years while secretly laughing at how we've traded straightforward code for the privilege of feeling superior at meetups. And we fell for it. Hook, line, and higher-order function.

Meme Proudly Presented To You By The Functional Programming Gang

Java Programming

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Meme Proudly Presented To You By The Functional Programming Gang

Oh. My. GOD! It's the eternal holy war of programming paradigms playing out in stick figure drama! 😱 Our brave little functional programming zealot stands on their soapbox proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd that seems mildly interested. Bold move! But then comes the plot twist that sends the pitchfork-wielding mob into absolute RAGE - "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS." Honey, that's like walking into a Taylor Swift concert and screaming "MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!" The audacity! The drama! The pure, unadulterated functional programming superiority complex on display! 💅 Meanwhile, functional programmers are somewhere sipping tea and mumbling about pure functions and immutability while the OOP crowd collectively loses their inheritance-loving minds.

OOP Is Like Communism

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DARLING, the AUDACITY of comparing Object-Oriented Programming to communism is just *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT! 💅 OOP promises us this UTOPIAN DREAMLAND of beautiful encapsulation, inheritance, and polymorphism—a coding PARADISE where everything is neatly organized and maintainable! The FANTASY! The ROMANCE! But then reality SLAPS US IN THE FACE with inheritance hierarchies deeper than my existential crisis, design patterns more convoluted than my love life, and codebases so bloated they need their own ZIP code! And poor Jesse's face at the end? That's LITERALLY every functional programmer when an OOP evangelist starts preaching about their "elegant solutions." HONEY, THE DRAMA! 💀

Consult Your Category Theorist If Side Effects Persist

Programming Algorithms Math Javascript Databases

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Consult Your Category Theorist If Side Effects Persist

Ah, functional programming's miracle drug! FUNCTIONEX (with its fancy lambda symbol) promises to cure your codebase of those nasty impurities. Just 45mg of pure functions and your spaghetti code will transform into a mathematical paradise! But watch out for those side effects! While your category theorist prescribed this to keep your functions pure, you might experience unexpected symptoms like actually having to write to files or databases. The horror! Functional purists are currently filing a class action lawsuit because nobody warned them they'd still need to interact with the real world occasionally.

I Feel Like I Have Reached Nirvana

Python Programming

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THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE! After years of Python developers screaming "everything is an object" while writing procedural spaghetti code, someone has FINALLY embraced the dark side! The Hulk isn't angry—he's ENLIGHTENED! Shedding tears of joy because he's discovered you can actually use Python as intended instead of writing 5,000-line scripts in a single file like a MONSTER. Next thing you know, he'll be implementing proper inheritance hierarchies and his muscles will grow even BIGGER from all that architectural responsibility!

The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists

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The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists

OMFG, the functional programming zealots and political anarchists have formed an UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Both screaming "NO CLASS, NO STATE" but for ENTIRELY different reasons! 😱 Functional programmers are over here having existential meltdowns if a function dares to remember ANYTHING between calls, while anarchists are plotting the downfall of government structures. The fact they found common ground in this epic handshake is the most chaotic crossover since pineapple met pizza! Pure functions or pure chaos—either way, someone's world order is getting DESTROYED! 💥

I Hate OOP Here I Say It

Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Java

1 month ago 115.1K views 0 shares

Just another day hunting for that one useful function in your codebase, only to unmask yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean. Functional programmers smugly sipping tea somewhere while OOP developers keep wrestling with class hierarchies deeper than their project's technical debt. The real villain isn't the ghost - it's the architecture astronaut who decided every function needs to be wrapped in six layers of inheritance.

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