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I Feel Like I Have Reached Nirvana
Python Programming
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I Feel Like I Have Reached Nirvana
THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE! After years of Python developers screaming "everything is an object" while writing procedural spaghetti code, someone has FINALLY embraced the dark side! The Hulk isn't angry—he's ENLIGHTENED! Shedding tears of joy because he's discovered you can actually use Python as intended instead of writing 5,000-line scripts in a single file like a MONSTER. Next thing you know, he'll be implementing proper inheritance hierarchies and his muscles will grow even BIGGER from all that architectural responsibility!

The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists
Programming Javascript
2 days ago 51.7K views 0 shares
The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists
OMFG, the functional programming zealots and political anarchists have formed an UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Both screaming "NO CLASS, NO STATE" but for ENTIRELY different reasons! 😱 Functional programmers are over here having existential meltdowns if a function dares to remember ANYTHING between calls, while anarchists are plotting the downfall of government structures. The fact they found common ground in this epic handshake is the most chaotic crossover since pineapple met pizza! Pure functions or pure chaos—either way, someone's world order is getting DESTROYED! 💥

I Hate OOP Here I Say It
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Java
5 days ago 75.1K views 0 shares
I Hate OOP Here I Say It
Just another day hunting for that one useful function in your codebase, only to unmask yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean. Functional programmers smugly sipping tea somewhere while OOP developers keep wrestling with class hierarchies deeper than their project's technical debt. The real villain isn't the ghost - it's the architecture astronaut who decided every function needs to be wrapped in six layers of inheritance.