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Crypto Bros and Vibe Coders finally found common ground: they both excel at making computers work really hard to produce absolutely nothing of value. One group burns enough electricity to power a small nation to mint JPEGs of apes, while the other ships half-baked apps held together with duct tape and vibes.
The real poetry here is that both camps think they're revolutionizing technology. Crypto Bros believe they're disrupting finance while their blockchain takes 10 minutes to process a transaction. Vibe Coders think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy and that TypeScript is just a suggestion.
At least they're united in their ability to make senior engineers weep into their coffee.
