That's My Secret: I'm Always Stressed

Tech industry Imposter syndrome Burnout Programming life Junior developer Coping mechanisms Senior developer Work culture Stress

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That's My Secret: I'm Always Stressed

stress-memes, burnout-memes, senior-developer-memes, junior-developer-memes, workplace-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh sweetie, you think I have some magical coping strategy for those production outages and deadline nightmares? THAT'S MY SECRET - the crushing weight of impending doom is my constant companion! While you're over there having your little panic attack about that one bug, I've transcended to a state of perpetual existential dread where four simultaneous production fires feel like a normal Tuesday morning. The chaos isn't a phase, darling - it's a lifestyle choice! 💅

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