That's My Secret: I'm Always Stressed

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The name finally makes sense! For those not in the cybersecurity loop, CrowdStrike is a major security company that recently caused a global IT meltdown with a faulty update. Their software literally "struck the crowd" of Windows machines worldwide, causing blue screens and boot failures across airports, banks, and businesses. The shocked Pikachu face perfectly captures that moment when your company name becomes an ironic self-fulfilling prophecy. Naming your security firm "CrowdStrike" and then accidentally striking down crowds of computers is like naming your boat "Unsinkable" right before an iceberg encounter.

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When a senior dev asks if you wrote code without comments, you know you're about to face a military tribunal-level interrogation. The look of utter disbelief followed by immediate sentencing is just *chef's kiss*. Submitting uncommented code to review is basically a declaration of war against your fellow developers. Future maintainers will be excavating your logic like archaeologists trying to decipher hieroglyphics without a Rosetta Stone. Remember folks, code tells the computer what to do, but comments tell other humans why you did it that way. Skip them at your peril!

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