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The Three Stages Of Developer Support Hell
Programming Security StackOverflow Linux
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The Three Stages Of Developer Support Hell
The evolution of asking for coding help in three stages: 1. Programming communities : "Have you tried Googling it?" *downvotes your question for being a duplicate from 2013* 2. Linux community : "I see you're struggling. Here's a 47-page manual and a cryptic one-liner that will either fix everything or format your hard drive. Figure out which!" 3. Web3 communities : "Hey fren! I can totally help! Just connect your wallet to this definitely-not-suspicious smart contract I made at 3am!"

The Facts
Python Cloud
3 months ago 35.3K views 0 shares
theFacts | developer-memes, code-memes, computing-memes, machine learning-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, machine-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, database-memes, if statement-memes, blockchain-memes, internet-memes, servers-memes, cloud-memes, mac-memes, artificial intelligence-memes, big data-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

The Facts
Python Cloud
3 months ago 35.5K views 0 shares
theFacts | developer-memes, code-memes, computing-memes, machine learning-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, machine-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, database-memes, if statement-memes, blockchain-memes, internet-memes, servers-memes, cloud-memes, mac-memes, artificial intelligence-memes, big data-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, ... Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence" is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

Blockchain use cases
Programming
5 months ago 7.4K views 0 shares
Blockchain use cases | loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Should you use blockchain Are you making a cryptocurrency? Yes Please Stop No No

Debate Me On This
Programming
6 months ago 7.0K views 0 shares
debateMeOnThis | programmer-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content programmers when I ask them what are the actual uses of the blockchain?

Why Ask Your Experienced Devs When You Can Call Ibm
Cloud
6 months ago 8.1K views 0 shares
whyAskYourExperiencedDevsWhenYouCanCallIBM | loc-memes, lock-memes, devs-memes, blockchain-memes, ibm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GEO THINKING AROUT "AGILE MOBILE AI BLOCKCHAIN" I SHOULD CALL IBM

When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding.
Python Frontend
7 months ago 9.6K views 0 shares
When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding. | coding-memes, html-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DILBERT IM NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION DILBERT COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CANT WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO A BITCOIN? 4-20-18 02018 Beott Maan, Tac.slat, by kadrons ticke ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.

Quick Throw It Away
Debugging Testing
7 months ago 7.5K views 0 shares
quickThrowItAway | software-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, designer-memes, test-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, list-memes, fix-memes, blockchain-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASKING AIRCRAFT DESIGNERS ABOUT AIRPLANE SAFETY: NOTHING IS EVER FOOLPROOF, BUT MODERN AIRLINERS ARE INCREDIBLY RESILIENT. FLYING IS THE SAFEST WAY 10 TRAVEL. ASKING BUILDING ENGINEERS ABOUT ELEVATOR SAFETY: ELEVATORS ARE PROTECTED BY MULTIPLE TRIED-AND-TESTED FAILSAFE MECHANISMS. THEY'RE NEARLY INCAPABLE OF FALLING. ASKING SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ABOUT COMPUTERIZED VOTING: THAT'S TERRIFYING. WAIT, REALLY? DON'T TRUST VOTING SOFTWARE AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU IT'S SAFE. WHY? I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT OUR ENTIRE FIELD IS BAD AT WHAT WE DO, AND IF YOU RELY ON US, EVERYONE WILL DIE. THEY SAY THEY'VE FIXED IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED "BLOCKCHAIN." AAAAA!!! WHATEVER THEY SOLD YOU, DON'T TOUCH IT. BURY IT IN THE DESERT. WEAR GLOVES. Prodrammer-umor.io

Erm... we're they not welcome before?
Javascript AWS php Python Java
10 months ago 39.3K views 0 shares
Erm... we're they not welcome before? | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, backend-memes, aws-memes, back end-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, postgresql-memes, algorithm-memes, api-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, tested-memes, postgres-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2

The invention of Ethereum
Programming
10 months ago 12.1K views 0 shares
The invention of Ethereum | loc-memes, lock-memes, class-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mia Mulder Potatopolitics 2d Bethesda making horse armor directly led to cryptocurrency and NFTs: A video essay 196 17 4,074 46.4K peppermint chocolate zorua ..: 1d : Replying to Potatopolitics no joke, blizzard nerfed a WOW class and made a guy so mad he decided to invent blockchain so that nobod could forcibly edit a file and ruin it for him again 6 17 50 1,150 00 thermalgadget thermalgadget Replying to mewlett and Potatopolitics Vitalik Buterin didn't invent the modern blockchain. Satoshi Nakamoto did with Bitcoin. But yes, Blizzard nerfed Soul Siphon for warlocks and he cried himself to sleep that night (literally) and that started the domino effect of him creating Ethereum 920. 17 Dec 21 . Twitter Weh Ann

Non Spongable Token
Programming
10 months ago 7.1K views 0 shares
Non Spongable Token | loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, IT-memes, product-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Interviewer: "We do blockchain here, do you have any experience with it?" Applicant: "I have experience with soap" Interviewer: "SOAP, the messaging protocol? How is that relevant! Applicant: "No, the cleaning product, because it also creates bubbles"

How Toget Funding
Programming
11 months ago 7.6K views 0 shares
howTogetFunding | loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content how to get funding: keep saying blockchain really fast until people in suits get confused and throw you money