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Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant

Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant
That awkward moment when the parking payment kiosk has better specs than your work computer. Someone clearly repurposed a gaming rig with RGB lighting to process your $5 parking fee. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for IT to approve that 8GB RAM upgrade request from 2019. Bet this thing mines crypto in its spare time between printing receipts. Probably runs Crysis at 120fps while you're fumbling for quarters.

Average developer vs Senior developer

Average developer vs Senior developer | developer-memes, tech-memes, computing-memes, google-memes, search-memes, crypto-memes, network-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Average Developer: Q Search John Google GDE Microsoft MVP San Francisco, CA Contact info 500 connections Senior Developer: Q Search Kana-chan Bwockchain Enginyeew ( wo") Kingdom of Lugnica Contact info 500 connections Home My Network Jobs Messaging Any big tech Bachelor's Degree in Computing 1P Home Am My Network JODS Messaging Underground crypto company from east European Self-taught

Torture Rules

tortureRules | password-memes, crypto-memes, rds-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A CRYPTO NERDS IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096 -BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD. GOT IT.

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill.

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill. | tech-memes, technology-memes, amazon-memes, global-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, oracle-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, crypto-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, zend-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Crypto.com understated layoffs, dismissed at least 40 of Opendoor lays off about 550 employees, or Netflix ItS worktorce. report The company has gone through two downsizing rounds, one in May and the other in June, letting go of at least 500 employees Zendesk to lay off 5 of staff, Tiger Global-backed Chargebee lays off 142 emplovee: Seattle-based Zillow lays off 300 18 of its workforce DocuSign to cut 9 of workforce Twilio lays off 11 of workforce as part of restructuring plan the Big Tech bloodbath Meta Lays Off More Than 11,000 Robinhood slashes costs by 69 Employees after layoff rounds Booking.com Restructuring Will Pare Its Workforce By Up to 25 Percent I CNBC Stripe lays off 14 of workers Reuters Twitter says 50 of staff laid off, Salesforce confirms it has laid off hundreds of employees a CNBC Despite laying off 20 of its Amazon pauses hiring for corporate workforce workforce, Snap reports underwhelming 05 earnings Intel Plans to Lay Off Thousands of Employees As the Chipmaker Looks to Trim Costs Digital bank Chime is cutting costs across the board - including 12 of staff Microsoft confirms iob cuts after SurveyMonkey parent Momentive Global lays Shopify stock sinks 14 after off 11 of workforce Shapis stack inks al oft or calling for growth to slow workers Seagate Technology Layoffs Hit 3,000 Workers, Apple slashes budgets and implements broad Cvbereason Cuts 200 More hiring freeze, report claims Coinbase lays off 1,100 full-time BUSINESS workers over recession fears NEWS Oracle continues to lay off staff in the US Lyft to Lay Off About 700 Employees in Second Round of Job Cuts

For a second, I thought this was satire from this sub

For a second, I thought this was satire from this sub | crypto-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Promoted We're building an NFT-based crypto super intelligence.

Blockchain use cases

Blockchain use cases | loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Should you use blockchain Are you making a cryptocurrency? Yes Please Stop No No

everyone knows software devs are interchangeable and code bloat is a myth /s

everyone knows software devs are interchangeable and code bloat is a myth /s | software-memes, code-memes, development-memes, devs-memes, crypto-memes, twitter-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Twitter's Crypto Head and Staff Resign in Mass Musk Exodus News finance.yahoo.com vote S 0 21 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD a Share 4 Award VIEW ALL 7 DrVentureYT 11h It's easier for people to walk than to fire them. Everyone is replaceable h Reply unpopulrOpiniOn 10h Tell me you don't know how software development works without telling me you don't know how software development works

What Is This Qualification

whatIsThisQualification | python-memes, engineer-memes, engineering-memes, crypto-memes, cryptography-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, rust-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Helpful Qualifications: You've recently graduated from a top engineering school (or are willing to drop out) Experience in golang, python, or rust Familiarity with cryptography or crypto-L2s Exposure to devos, statistics, and system architecture

PHP Devs be like

PHP Devs be like | php-memes, web-memes, devs-memes, crypto-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PHP is dead Web3 Crypto is dead

The invention of Ethereum

The invention of Ethereum | loc-memes, lock-memes, class-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mia Mulder Potatopolitics 2d Bethesda making horse armor directly led to cryptocurrency and NFTs: A video essay 196 17 4,074 46.4K peppermint chocolate zorua ..: 1d : Replying to Potatopolitics no joke, blizzard nerfed a WOW class and made a guy so mad he decided to invent blockchain so that nobod could forcibly edit a file and ruin it for him again 6 17 50 1,150 00 thermalgadget thermalgadget Replying to mewlett and Potatopolitics Vitalik Buterin didn't invent the modern blockchain. Satoshi Nakamoto did with Bitcoin. But yes, Blizzard nerfed Soul Siphon for warlocks and he cried himself to sleep that night (literally) and that started the domino effect of him creating Ethereum 920. 17 Dec 21 . Twitter Weh Ann

Seems legit...

Seems legit... | git-memes, crypto-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Chairman Birb Bernanke (X , X) Bonecondor my brother, who is a dev of some sort but has never stepped foot anywhere near crypto, remarked to me yesterday offhandedly that every single person person he knew that knew rust was either a catgirl or a femboy 20:26 2823 from Chicago, IL 115K Views

Reddit's app is a joke, so is its code. (Actual reverse-engineered code)

Reddit's app is a joke, so is its code. (Actual reverse-engineered code) | code-memes, java-memes, engineer-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, string-memes, api-memes, class-memes, kotlin-memes, crypto-memes, reddit-memes, ide-memes, cryptography-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content libreddit-ndk.so - Hide stuff in native library! Nobody can ever read native code, no matter how simple! Put a dummy parameter in the calls from the Kotlin code so people will think something deep is going on: KeyUtil.decryptSigningKey("a0c1e177d7afd4faaaee14f6ef712917c576a33dccd7381c63fed3312658bd8"); Actually always returns "8c7abaa5f905f70400c81bf3a1a10175f72101041991f0c5240aa80c4d99d" string JavacomredditauthcommonutilKeyUtildecryptSigningKey(JNIEnvenv,jclassunused,jstringfakeandunused) char keystr (char )malloc(66) ; Malloc? It's just 66 bytes, use a local variable, stupid. for(int i 0; i 65; i) keystri mapkeyill; A substitution cipher.. height of cryptography in the year 300 BC. keystr 65 0; Null-terminate the string return env-NewStringUTF(env, keystr); Native memory allocations aren't garbage-collected, idiots, you need to call free() Now you're leaking memory on every single API request! String parameter is ignored, always returns "s3ybk2jbEg4BmxQqvqgXoGs3AOUHUH8y" On the Kotlin side we just change a few chars at the start and end of the dummy string: KevUtil. decryptiphyApKey( "uty893a3d7af d4faaaee14f6ef712917c576a33dccd7381c63fed331scukko8" ); surely nobody will notice the 'encrypted' parameters are remarkably similar: jstring Javacomreddit mediacommonapikeys KeyutildecryptGiphyApiKey (JNIEnv env, jclass unused, jstring fake and unused) char keystr (char )malloc (34); Again with the same stupidity for (int i 0; i 33; i) keystri giphymapgiphykeyi; keystr33 0; return env-NewStringUTF(env, keystr); Again the same bug. ProdrammerHumor.io