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The LinkedIn-Anime Duality Of Dev Life

8 days ago 115.6K views 1 shares

The corporate facade vs. the anime alter-ego pipeline is real. Top: John with his pristine LinkedIn profile, Google GDE & Microsoft MVP badges, and a professional headshot speaking to crowds. Bottom: The same developer's true form—"Kana-chan," self-proclaimed "Bwockchain Enginyeew (^・ω・^)" from the fictional "Kingdom of Lugnica," working for some sketchy crypto startup. The duality of dev life is strong with this one. By day, a respectable Silicon Valley professional. By night, furiously contributing to open source while surrounded by anime figurines and using a mechanical keyboard with custom uwu keycaps. The corporate world isn't ready for your Sailor Moon battle cry during standup.

Dumpster Diving For Digital Gold

Hardware Gamedev Windows

2 months ago 180.8K views 0 shares

A dumpster full of RTX 5090 GPUs? That's not garbage—that's my retirement plan. After spending three years trying to buy a single card at MSRP while crypto miners hoarded them all, seeing this feels like stumbling across El Dorado. Would I dumpster dive? I'd rent a U-Haul and bring snacks for an overnight operation. That's roughly $50,000 of hardware or exactly one mortgage payment in today's economy.

Games For Devs

AI Gamedev Programming Debugging Cloud

2 months ago 141.9K views 0 shares

Crypto bros: "LLM token pricing is the future of finance!" Developers: *puts on glasses to see clearly* "Oh, you mean paying $0.0001 per API call until my wallet mysteriously empties after a for-loop gone wrong?" Nothing says "fun game for developers" quite like watching your credit card get charged in real-time while debugging a recursive function. It's just Candy Crush but instead of running out of lives, you're running out of rent money.

It's A Harsh Life Being A Gamer

Gamedev AI Unity

3 months ago 126.2K views 0 shares

Modern gaming is just a purple cat getting mugged from all directions. Day-one patches because who needs finished products? Lootboxes to empty your wallet through randomized "surprise mechanics." Crypto scams promising you'll totally own that JPEG of a monkey. And let's not forget the AI slop—half-baked "features" created by algorithms that somehow make games worse. Meanwhile, game studios keep recycling franchises and flipping assets while charging full price. The real game is seeing how much abuse players will tolerate before they stop throwing money at microtransactions. But hey, at least we get that dopamine hit of nostalgia bait when they remake that game you loved as a kid... for the third time.

Society If GPUs And CPUs Were Priced Based On Performance

Hardware

3 months ago 87.1K views 0 shares

Society If GPUs And CPUs Were Priced Based On Performance

Ah, the utopian fantasy where hardware is priced on merit rather than marketing hype! In this alternate dimension, we'd all be running 4090s in our home rigs instead of selling kidneys on the black market. Remember when NVIDIA launched those RTX cards and suddenly everyone needed ray tracing for... *checks notes*... Minecraft? The crypto bros and scalpers just poured gasoline on an already raging dumpster fire of pricing. Meanwhile, Intel and AMD play musical chairs with their CPU generations, each one magically requiring a new motherboard. "Revolutionary architecture" = "We moved three transistors and added RGB."

Hackathon Rules: Buzzword Bingo Edition

Gamedev Webdev Programming

3 months ago 182.7K views 0 shares

That special moment when your hackathon teammate suggests combining two buzzwords that have absolutely no business being together. Yes, let's take a game about mining blocks and put it on... wait for it... a blockchain. Because clearly what Minecraft needs is slower performance and a carbon footprint the size of Texas. Next suggestion: NFT pickaxes that cost more than my student loans.

We All Need Backup Plans

Programming

4 months ago 103.8K views 0 shares

The four horsemen of tech career desperation! When the code stops compiling and the paychecks might follow suit: Plan A: Become a crypto day trader. Because nothing says "stable income" like watching green and red candles while having seven heart attacks before lunch. Plan B: Professional gambling. Trading Stack Overflow reputation for actual poker chips. The odds might actually be better than debugging that legacy codebase. Plan C: Find a rich elderly partner. Swapping "dependency injection" for just "dependency." Hey, explaining what an API is for the 47th time is still easier than explaining why your PR broke production. Plan D: Become a drug kingpin. From distributing packages via npm to... well, distributing "packages." At least the user feedback is more consistent.

Heater For My Room

Python Hardware Algorithms Programming

5 months ago 158.5K views 0 shares

The ultimate dual-purpose code! When room temperature drops below 23.5°C, start mining Bitcoin to generate heat from your overworked CPU/GPU. Otherwise, just chill for 10 seconds before checking again. Genius solution for winter utility bills - your computer either warms your room or conserves energy while waiting for the next temperature drop. Modern problems require modern solutions that make your electricity bill skyrocket in completely different ways!

If Devs Were D&D Classes

Programming Security Devops Vim Linux

5 months ago 225.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the sacred scrolls of developer archetypes. The Barbarian who worships C and recites man pages is just your average Unix greybeard who thinks anything after Perl is heresy. The Rogue is basically every crypto bro with questionable ethics and a VPN. Wizards are those mythical 10x developers whose code is so advanced no one can maintain it after they leave. Clerics are the TDD zealots who'd rather write tests than actually ship anything. And Druids? Just sysadmins who've spent so much time in server rooms they've started identifying as network packets. I've worked with all five. The Druid still owes me $20 and insists I call him "FoxTail69" at happy hour.

Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant

Hardware Programming

5 months ago 161.4K views 0 shares

Gaming Rig Moonlighting As Parking Attendant

That awkward moment when the parking payment kiosk has better specs than your work computer. Someone clearly repurposed a gaming rig with RGB lighting to process your $5 parking fee. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for IT to approve that 8GB RAM upgrade request from 2019. Bet this thing mines crypto in its spare time between printing receipts. Probably runs Crysis at 120fps while you're fumbling for quarters.

Average developer vs Senior developer

Linux Microsoft

7 months ago 77.6K views 0 shares

Average developer vs Senior developer | developer-memes, tech-memes, computing-memes, google-memes, search-memes, crypto-memes, network-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Average Developer: Q Search John Google GDE Microsoft MVP San Francisco, CA Contact info 500 connections Senior Developer: Q Search Kana-chan Bwockchain Enginyeew ( wo") Kingdom of Lugnica Contact info 500 connections Home My Network Jobs Messaging Any big tech Bachelor's Degree in Computing 1P Home Am My Network JODS Messaging Underground crypto company from east European Self-taught

Torture Rules

Databases Backend

7 months ago 86.7K views 8 shares

tortureRules | password-memes, crypto-memes, rds-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A CRYPTO NERDS IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096 -BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD. GOT IT.

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