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Microsoft really looked at GitHub Copilot and said "you know what this needs? More versions." Like one AI code assistant wasn't enough to haunt your dreams with questionable suggestions, now we've got Copilot 365 for your spreadsheets, Copilot for Web to mess up your browsing, and probably a Bing version that nobody asked for but exists anyway. The meme uses the classic "but what about second breakfast" format from Lord of the Rings, except instead of hobbits wanting more food, it's Microsoft executives wanting more Copilot variants. Because apparently, the solution to everything is slapping "Copilot" on it and calling it innovation. Next up: Copilot for your toaster, Copilot for your car, Copilot for your Copilot. At this rate, we'll need a Copilot just to keep track of all the different Copilots.

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The ultimate parental disappointment: when your code-loving parent is desperately trying to coax you into saying "Python" but you blurt out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! It's like naming your favorite dinosaur "JavaScript" at the family dinner table – instant disownment. The programming language hierarchy is brutal, and apparently, so is programmer parenting.

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