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Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)

Content When a program starts responding after you open task manager Fear will keep them in line.

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Content Hacking in the past "I reverse engineered binaries stolen from an intelligence agency's server. Here's a zine with shouts, Oday exploit code, and the stdout of me rooting the server for lulz." Hacking now "Metasploit module go brrrr." ProarammerHumor.io

Look, ChatGPT is out here selling itself like a sketchy used car salesman. "Don't ask me for help!" it says, while simultaneously flexing its best features: the ability to confidently spew complete nonsense and having impeccable taste in Japanese comics. It's like interviewing a candidate who lists "professional liar" and "anime connoisseur" as their top qualifications. The brutal honesty is almost refreshing though. Most AI tools pretend they're reliable coding assistants when really they're just really confident wrong-answer generators with a side hobby of hallucinating documentation that doesn't exist. At least this one's upfront about the disinformation part. The manga taste is just a bonus feature nobody asked for but we're getting anyway. Every dev who's ever copied AI-generated code that looked perfect but somehow summoned demons in production can relate to this energy.

Python gets roasted for being "too easy" with its simple syntax and automatic memory management, while C++ is praised for... having complex syntax, verbose templates, and forcing you to manually manage memory. The punchline? C++ wins . Because apparently, suffering builds character. The joke here is the glorification of pain. It's like saying "I prefer walking uphill both ways in the snow" when someone offers you a car. C++ devs wear their segmentation faults like badges of honor, while Python devs are out here actually shipping code before lunch. But sure, let's celebrate the language that makes you question your life choices every time you forget to delete a pointer. The "mental fortitude" bit is chef's kiss though—because nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like debugging memory leaks at 2 AM while Python devs are asleep, dreaming of their garbage collector doing all the work.