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That moment when your roommate's forgotten meat perfectly resembles the low-poly nightmare fuel from 90s PlayStation games. The texture mapping is spot on - 256 colors of pure horror. Probably has the same shelf life as those games too... measured in decades. Just waiting for it to T-pose and clip through the refrigerator wall.

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Discord's genius solution to memory leaks: just nuke the whole thing and restart when it hits 4GB. That's not fixing memory leaks, that's just automated rage-quitting with extra steps. The real kicker? They won't restart if you're in a call. Because nothing says "we care about your experience" like letting the app balloon to 24GB of RAM while you're mid-conversation. At least your friends will know exactly when you rage quit Discord—it'll be right after your PC starts sounding like a jet engine. Fun fact: This is basically the software equivalent of "if you ignore the problem long enough, it becomes a feature." Memory management? Never heard of her.

The eternal struggle of developers trying to help non-tech friends with their computers. You innocently type "npm install" to set up a cool project, and suddenly you're being accused of cyber espionage by someone who thinks command line = hacking. Nothing says "I'm a dangerous computer criminal" quite like installing a React todo app. The best part? Explaining that npm stands for "Node Package Manager" only makes you sound even more suspicious. Next time just tell them you're "downloading more RAM" – they'll believe that.

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