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Not Even A Joke

Not Even A Joke
The eternal developer paradox: spending 8 hours debugging a complex authentication system but completely freezing up when faced with the green "Code" button on GitHub. The fear is real—do I clone? Download ZIP? Copy the URL? And what's this "gitmodules" thing? Meanwhile, StackOverflow is full of answers that assume you've already mastered this dark art. The silent shame of senior developers everywhere.

Everyday I Will Add One Language

Everyday I Will Add One Language
Ah yes, the annual gathering where programming languages come together to express their mutual disdain. Notice how the room is completely empty? That's because every language thinks it's superior to all others while simultaneously being hated by everyone else. After two decades in this industry, I've watched developers pledge undying loyalty to languages that will be obsolete before their student loans are paid off. The "I'll add one language every day" threat is just perfect - like we need another language to solve the same problems slightly differently while creating twelve new ones.

Whatareyougonnado

Whatareyougonnado
Ah yes, the peak of developer romance - naming a Git branch after your crush. While musicians get to immortalize their muses in heartfelt ballads, we programmers are stuck with feature/sarah-reminded-me-to-fix-this-bug . Nothing says "I'm thinking about you" quite like burying someone's name in a temporary code branch that'll be merged and forgotten faster than that relationship will last. The true poetry of our time is clearly found in pull request comments.