Tech bros Memes

The Bathroom Recruiter: Python Edition

11 hours ago 79.5K views 0 shares

The unspoken rule of urinal etiquette meets Python evangelism. Two developers at the bathroom wall, maintaining proper spacing like civilized humans, until the Python dev decides the perfect moment for recruitment is mid-pee. Nothing says "I'm passionate about my programming language" quite like breaking the sacred code of urinal silence to suggest a tech stack change. Ten years in the industry and I've never once converted anyone to a new framework while they're literally holding their... code in hand. But Python folks? They'll find you anywhere.

LinkedIn Tech Prophet Explains Why Your Coding Career Is Already Dead

AI Javascript Programming

1 day ago 70.6K views 0 shares

LinkedIn Tech Prophet Explains Why Your Coding Career Is Already Dead

The ultimate LinkedIn tech bro wisdom has arrived! Nothing says "I'm disrupting the industry" like telling seasoned developers their decade of debugging nightmares is now obsolete because some AI can spit out half-baked code after being fed StackOverflow answers. The Kübler-Ross grief model for programmers is spot on though—we've moved from "AI will never replace us" to "WHY IS THIS CHATBOT WRITING BETTER REGEX THAN ME?!" in record time. My favorite part is the condescending "adapt or die" mentality from someone who probably thinks "fighting PHP demons" means they once had to center a div. Meanwhile, actual developers know AI is just another tool that generates bugs with unprecedented efficiency.

The Perfect Startup Formula

Programming Agile

3 days ago 56.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the perfect startup recipe – combine one person who can't actually build the product with another who can't actually sell it! It's like watching two people who can't swim high-five each other before jumping into the ocean. "We'll figure it out as we sink!" The magical handshake that transforms incompetence into a venture capital pitch deck. Somehow these partnerships still manage to raise millions before anyone realizes neither founder knows what they're doing. Silicon Valley alchemy at its finest!

Startupping Intensifies

Agile Webdev Programming

5 days ago 61.3K views 1 shares

Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

The Real Creator vs. The RGB Warrior

Linux Git Hardware Programming

10 days ago 65.6K views 0 shares

The duality of dev life on full display. Top: Linus Torvalds, who revolutionized computing with a simple standing desk, basic setup, and pure genius. Bottom: Your average YouTube "coding expert" with a NASA mission control center who can barely center a div. Proof that RGB lighting is inversely proportional to actual programming skills. The universe's most reliable metric: the more humble the setup, the more terrifying the code.

Medieval Tech Influencers Just Dropped

Programming Webdev

16 days ago 72.7K views 0 shares

Medieval tech bros would've been insufferable. "Just discovered this revolutionary 10x scaling solution called 'printing' that eliminates manual copying. Disrupting the entire monk industry! 🚀 First adopters will dominate since 95% of the target market is illiterate anyway. Classic network effect play. The painful irony is that today's tech influencers haven't evolved much from their 1450s counterparts - still hyping up obvious innovations with manufactured urgency while completely missing their own anachronisms. "We are SO early" has been the battle cry of overconfident tech evangelists for nearly 600 years.

Average High-Salaried Programmer

Programming Hardware

23 days ago 68.0K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the duality of tech compensation. Six-figure salary, sleeps on cardboard. The fancy ergonomic chair and RGB gaming PC suggest this dev can afford nice things... just not silly luxuries like "beds" or "plastered walls." Priorities straight as a binary digit. All money goes to the battlestation while living in what appears to be an abandoned storage closet. The true programmer lifestyle - where your computer has better living conditions than you do.

No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees

Programming

26 days ago 68.8K views 0 shares

No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees

The career counselor never mentioned this path on the CS degree flowchart! Silicon Valley's dating scene has become its own bizarre ecosystem where tech stereotypes and cultural fetishization collide in a perfect storm of awkwardness. The real technical interview is explaining to your parents why you moved 3,000 miles away to become part of this strange sociological experiment. Meanwhile, the actual coding is just what happens between happy hours where everyone pretends to care about "disrupting" something.

Intel Core i5 Ultra Rizzler Edition

Hardware

28 days ago 107.8K views 0 shares

When your friend asks what CPU you have but you've been living in fantasy land since you "overclocked" it. Nothing says "I'm a hardware genius" like naming your own fictional processor the "Ultra rizzler edition" running at 9.5GHz while your actual base clock is a modest 3.5GHz. That's not overclocking—that's over- lying . Next thing you'll tell me is your RGB lighting adds 10 teraflops of computing power.

The AI Prophet: No Knowledge Required

AI Programming

1 month ago 85.9K views 0 shares

Behold, the tech prophet who ascended to startup glory without understanding a single line of code! The AI startup ecosystem in 2023 is basically just throwing bearded men in togas at venture capitalists. "What's your tech stack?" "Uhhh... vibes?" Meanwhile, actual engineers who've spent decades learning complex algorithms are watching these AI-whisperers raise millions while not knowing GPT from a hole in the ground. Silicon Valley's newest business model: look wise, say "disruption" occasionally, and let the funding rain down upon your magnificent beard. The ancient Greeks had oracles, we have AI founders who let the machines do all the thinking.

Ninety-Five Percent AI Generated

AI Programming

1 month ago 145.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the startup world's latest religion: AI-generated code. This guy wants engineers "maxing out Cursor requests" like they're collecting Pokemon cards. Because nothing says "innovative startup" like having machines write 95% of your codebase while engineers sit around becoming "vibe coders." Next week's LinkedIn post: "If your developers are still typing code manually, you might as well be using stone tablets and chisels." Meanwhile, the engineers who actually understand their systems are quietly updating their resumes.

Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success