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Tiny Founder, Big Threats
AI Programming
7 days ago 62.2K views 0 shares
Tiny Founder, Big Threats
The classic startup founder strategy: drop buzzwords like "AI" and "ML" while looking suspiciously like a baby in a tuxedo threatening investors. Nothing says "I'm totally qualified to run a tech company" like combining artificial intelligence jargon with mild extortion! The tiny suit really sells the "I've definitely completed multiple successful exits" vibe. VC funding secured in 3... 2... 1...

From AI Hero To Security Zero
AI Security Programming Debugging Cloud
12 days ago 81.4K views 0 shares
From AI Hero To Security Zero
Behold, the classic tech startup lifecycle: "I built this with no-code tools!" → "Help, I'm being hacked because I have no idea what I'm doing!" Nothing says "technical founder" like bragging about using Cursor AI to build your entire SaaS product, then acting shocked when your security falls apart like wet toilet paper. Meanwhile, actual developers are charging $1,000/hour to clean up the AI-generated spaghetti code. The "I'm not technical" confession after claiming AI built everything is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out you still need to understand what you're doing. Who knew?

The Good Ol' Days Of Instant Expertise
Programming Webdev Javascript
15 days ago 73.3K views 1 shares
The Good Ol' Days Of Instant Expertise
Nothing screams "I just discovered coding" like the complete transformation into a walking tech stereotype. One intro class and suddenly they're "dreaming in code," wearing Google hoodies, offering to "hack" things (which means opening inspect element), downloading every IDE known to mankind, plastering their laptop with framework stickers they've never used, and bombarding social media with screenshots of their first "Hello World." The digital equivalent of buying a guitar and immediately telling everyone you're in a band. Real developers just silently contemplate their existential dread while wondering why their code works.

Window Seat To Hell: Flight Edition
Linux Programming
18 days ago 58.3K views 0 shares
Window Seat To Hell: Flight Edition
The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."

The Bathroom Recruiter: Python Edition
Python Programming
21 days ago 96.9K views 0 shares
The Bathroom Recruiter: Python Edition
The unspoken rule of urinal etiquette meets Python evangelism. Two developers at the bathroom wall, maintaining proper spacing like civilized humans, until the Python dev decides the perfect moment for recruitment is mid-pee. Nothing says "I'm passionate about my programming language" quite like breaking the sacred code of urinal silence to suggest a tech stack change. Ten years in the industry and I've never once converted anyone to a new framework while they're literally holding their... code in hand. But Python folks? They'll find you anywhere.

LinkedIn Tech Prophet Explains Why Your Coding Career Is Already Dead
AI Javascript Programming
22 days ago 91.9K views 0 shares
LinkedIn Tech Prophet Explains Why Your Coding Career Is Already Dead
The ultimate LinkedIn tech bro wisdom has arrived! Nothing says "I'm disrupting the industry" like telling seasoned developers their decade of debugging nightmares is now obsolete because some AI can spit out half-baked code after being fed StackOverflow answers. The Kübler-Ross grief model for programmers is spot on though—we've moved from "AI will never replace us" to "WHY IS THIS CHATBOT WRITING BETTER REGEX THAN ME?!" in record time. My favorite part is the condescending "adapt or die" mentality from someone who probably thinks "fighting PHP demons" means they once had to center a div. Meanwhile, actual developers know AI is just another tool that generates bugs with unprecedented efficiency.

The Perfect Startup Formula
Programming Agile
24 days ago 77.0K views 0 shares
The Perfect Startup Formula
Ah, the perfect startup recipe – combine one person who can't actually build the product with another who can't actually sell it! It's like watching two people who can't swim high-five each other before jumping into the ocean. "We'll figure it out as we sink!" The magical handshake that transforms incompetence into a venture capital pitch deck. Somehow these partnerships still manage to raise millions before anyone realizes neither founder knows what they're doing. Silicon Valley alchemy at its finest!

Startupping Intensifies
Agile Webdev Programming
27 days ago 76.9K views 1 shares
Startupping Intensifies
Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

The Real Creator vs. The RGB Warrior
Linux Git Hardware Programming
1 month ago 88.4K views 0 shares
The Real Creator vs. The RGB Warrior
The duality of dev life on full display. Top: Linus Torvalds, who revolutionized computing with a simple standing desk, basic setup, and pure genius. Bottom: Your average YouTube "coding expert" with a NASA mission control center who can barely center a div. Proof that RGB lighting is inversely proportional to actual programming skills. The universe's most reliable metric: the more humble the setup, the more terrifying the code.

Medieval Tech Influencers Just Dropped
Programming Webdev
1 month ago 81.9K views 0 shares
Medieval Tech Influencers Just Dropped
Medieval tech bros would've been insufferable. "Just discovered this revolutionary 10x scaling solution called 'printing' that eliminates manual copying. Disrupting the entire monk industry! 🚀 First adopters will dominate since 95% of the target market is illiterate anyway. Classic network effect play. The painful irony is that today's tech influencers haven't evolved much from their 1450s counterparts - still hyping up obvious innovations with manufactured urgency while completely missing their own anachronisms. "We are SO early" has been the battle cry of overconfident tech evangelists for nearly 600 years.

Average High-Salaried Programmer
Programming Hardware
1 month ago 76.6K views 0 shares
Average High-Salaried Programmer
Ah yes, the duality of tech compensation. Six-figure salary, sleeps on cardboard. The fancy ergonomic chair and RGB gaming PC suggest this dev can afford nice things... just not silly luxuries like "beds" or "plastered walls." Priorities straight as a binary digit. All money goes to the battlestation while living in what appears to be an abandoned storage closet. The true programmer lifestyle - where your computer has better living conditions than you do.

No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees
Programming
1 month ago 74.8K views 0 shares
No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees
The career counselor never mentioned this path on the CS degree flowchart! Silicon Valley's dating scene has become its own bizarre ecosystem where tech stereotypes and cultural fetishization collide in a perfect storm of awkwardness. The real technical interview is explaining to your parents why you moved 3,000 miles away to become part of this strange sociological experiment. Meanwhile, the actual coding is just what happens between happy hours where everyone pretends to care about "disrupting" something.