That Moment When Your Code Works

The classic Unix terminology strikes again! In operating systems like Linux, fork() creates a child process and kill terminates a process. So when programmers casually discuss "killing child processes" or "forking children," it sounds completely normal to us but absolutely horrifying to everyone else. It's the perfect example of why programmers should never discuss work at dinner parties unless they want to end up on some kind of watchlist.

Content nasm N00000!!! YOU CAN'T JUST RELY ON GARBAGE COLLECTION!!!! YOU HAVE TO STATICALLY DETERMINE WHEN TO FREE MEMORY AFTER HAHA GARBAGE COLLECTOR GO ALLOCATING IT!!!! YOU'LL HAVE CATASTROPHIC, STOP-THE-WORLD "BRRRRRRR" PAUSES!!!!! GARBAGE COLLECTION IS TOO SLOW!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE USING A PRE-DETERMINED AMOUNT OF MEMORY ANYWAY INSTEAD OF ALLOCATING DYNAMICALLY!

Content A 138 Parallelizing Enjarify in Go and Rust (medium.com) submitted 3 months ago by Uncaffelnated 79 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: best v you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments - pftbest 7 points 3 months ago can you please explain this go syntax to me? type ImmutableTreeListElement struct ( I thought go doesn't have generics. permalink embed save report give gold reply - (Uncaffeinated) S 12 points 3 months ago V It doesn't. That's just a "template" file, which I use search and replace in order to generate the three monomorphized go files. If you look closely, those aren't angle brackets, they're characters from the Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics block, which are allowed in Go identifiers. From Go's perspective, that's just one long identifier.

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Content def evenorodd (num) : Say if a number is "even" or "odd". return "eovdedn" num 2:: 2

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