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Content Carla Notarobot CarlaNotarobot Boss: Where did you get this code? Me: Stack Overflow Boss: From the questions or the answers? 12:48 PM 123020 Twitter Web App 48 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 483 Likes

Finding someone who'll stick around at 2 AM while you mutter profanities at a semicolon is the true definition of love. Most relationships end at "I'll be there in 5 minutes" but elite couples end at "I think I found your null pointer exception." The couple that debugs together, stays together—just make sure you don't try to fix each other's code without asking first. That's how you end up sleeping on the couch with your mechanical keyboard.

Forget MM/DD/YYYY vs DD/MM/YYYY debates! Some evil frontend developer decided the best date format is "YYYY/DM/DM" and expects users to calculate their own birthday. It's like telling someone "your birthday is in 1990, now solve for x where x equals the day you were born divided by the month, twice." This is what happens when you let the same person who named variables like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempIPromise design your forms.

Ah, the existential crisis of modern programming! That moment when GitHub Copilot is silently judging your spaghetti code while you spiral into imposter syndrome. Remember when we used to worry about Stack Overflow judging us? Now we've got AI watching our every keystroke, probably thinking "I could've done that in 2 milliseconds." Yet here we are, still employed despite our "junior skills" because someone needs to explain to management why the AI hallucinated an entire authentication system. Cherish these moments—soon we'll all just be prompt engineers for our robot overlords.

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