Minimum Viable Resume Padding

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22 days ago 110,976 views 0 shares

Minimum Viable Resume Padding

hello-world-memes, github-memes, job-requirements-memes, python-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this job market! 😱 They want THREE programming languages and FIVE whole GitHub repos?! So this absolute LEGEND just pushed five "Hello World" projects and called it a day! 💅

It's the coding equivalent of putting "proficient in Microsoft Word" on your resume because you once wrote a grocery list! The bare minimum malicious compliance is sending me to the MOON right now! Job requirements these days are truly the greatest comedy show on earth!

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