Programmers Flirting Be Like

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Programming Databases Backend

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Programmers Flirting Be Like

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When asked about the perfect date, normal people think candlelit dinners or beach walks. Programmers? They go straight to ISO standards. DD/MM/YYYY - because nothing says "I understand your needs" like eliminating date format ambiguity. The struggle of working with MM/DD/YYYY Americans vs. the rest of the world is the true international conflict nobody talks about. Romance is temporary, but proper data formatting is forever.

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