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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! GitHub, our beloved code sanctuary, is apparently ditching actual features we've been BEGGING for to play corporate musical chairs with Azure! 💀 That adorable Octocat figurine is just sitting there with its innocent smile while Microsoft execs are probably cackling in the background. "You want dark mode improvements? Sorry sweetie, we're too busy moving servers!" Meanwhile developers worldwide are collectively screaming into their mechanical keyboards. The corporate overlords have spoken - infrastructure migration trumps your pathetic feature requests! The comment at the bottom is just *chef's kiss* - even Microsoft's own acquisitions can't escape the Azure migration nightmare!

Nothing says "the future is bright" quite like someone predicting that by 2026, we'll all just collectively agree to ship mediocre code because AI can spit out working garbage faster than we can write clean, maintainable solutions. The argument here is basically: "Why spend time writing beautiful, well-architected code when your competitors are speed-running to production with AI-generated slop?" The term "slop" is doing some heavy lifting here—it's that perfect blend of "it compiles" and "I have no idea what it does." Sure, shipping velocity matters, but there's a special kind of dystopia where code quality becomes a competitive disadvantage . The comment "we all died in 2020 and this is hell" really ties it together. Because honestly? A world where craftsmanship loses to quantity, where technical debt is a feature not a bug, and where AI-assisted copy-paste becomes the gold standard... yeah, that tracks as hell. The real kicker is that this isn't even satire—it's a genuine concern about where the industry is headed when speed trumps everything else.

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