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That moment when a departing dev becomes the most dangerous person in the company. The two-weeks-notice developer suddenly transforms from "just another coder" to "possessor of all corporate secrets" in management's eyes. Companies panic like they've just realized their entire codebase is now a hostage situation. Meanwhile, the dev is thinking "You ignored my code reviews for 3 years, but now you're worried about what I know?" Pro tip: If your entire business collapses because one developer leaves with source code knowledge, your problem isn't the developer—it's your nonexistent documentation.

Ah, the French have given us both exquisite pastries AND hilarious C++ syntax! This meme showcases how French developers would rename standard C++ smart pointers with delicious flair: std::unique_ptr becomes le_unique_pointeur and std::shared_ptr transforms into le_charreux_pointeur (a clever pun on "pain au chocolat" vs "chocolatine" - the infamous French pastry naming debate that divides the nation). The syntax highlighting really *chef's kiss* brings out the Frenchness. Imagine debugging code while sipping espresso and muttering "sacrebleu, my memory leak!" 🥐

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