Me Always

computer science database Relatable Procrastination Developer life Cs student Priorities

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Me Always

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Ah, the perfect illustration of programmer priorities! Struggling through complex algorithms? Dead inside. Battling database management systems? Still dead inside. But scrolling through programming memes at 2 AM instead of fixing that production bug? PURE JOY. It's the circle of dev life - we suffer through the hard stuff just to earn those precious moments of validation when a meme perfectly captures our pain. Who needs therapy when you have r/ProgrammerHumor?

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