The Dress That Launched A Thousand Git Commits

Companies say they want honest developers until you actually tell them the truth. "Sorry boss, can't implement that water feature because I didn't code the swimming animation. Would take 3 sprints and blow the budget." Next thing you know, you're labeled as "not a team player" for refusing to build a physics engine overnight. The real MVP is the dev who put up that sign instead of letting users drown in unfinished features.

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The senior designer sitting there with the patience of a saint while the junior designer proudly presents their masterpiece that looks like it was made in MS Paint during a power outage. Then reality hits and the senior's internal screaming reaches frequencies only dogs can hear. But here's the plot twist: the senior designer has to FIX IT NOW because the client meeting is in 20 minutes and there's no time for a gentle mentoring session about color theory and proper spacing. So they slap on their professional smile while their soul quietly exits their body, knowing they'll be pulling an all-nighter to salvage whatever unholy abomination just landed on their desk. The "Now" hitting different when you realize YOU'RE the one responsible for cleaning up the CSS nightmare that somehow uses 47 shades of the same color and has div soup deeper than the Mariana Trench.

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