It's Too Late For Me

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When your PayPal account gets nuked because you forgot that "buying capsules" online sounds suspiciously like you're purchasing illicit substances. Classic developer moment—thinking you're just supporting an indie artist, but PayPal's fraud detection algorithm is like "DRUG DEALER ALERT! 🚨" Meanwhile, your perfectly innocent transaction for art commissions gets flagged faster than a SQL injection attempt. The artist is fine, but your financial reputation? Executed without a debug option. Next time maybe specify "digital art capsules" instead of sounding like you're on a Silk Road shopping spree.

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Look at the date on that announcement: April 1, 2025. Someone clearly understands TypeScript so well they can time travel to make April Fool's jokes from the future. The "I understand how TS works and can parse dates" title is pure gold - because anyone who's spent more than 10 minutes with JavaScript date handling knows it's the programming equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's cube underwater while wearing oven mitts. Next up: Vercel announces they're rewriting Next.js in COBOL for "performance reasons." I'll believe that one too if you catch me before my morning coffee.

Behold, the cursed art of using eval() to concatenate strings as variable names, creating what is essentially the world's most horrifying key-value store. Instead of using blocks[blockId].x like a normal human being, this 11-year-old genius decided to dynamically construct variable names like "lev" + level + "block" + blockId + "x" and eval them into existence. It's like watching someone reinvent the wheel, except the wheel is square, on fire, and somehow still rolling. The sheer determination to check collision boundaries and directions by string-concatenating variable names together is both terrifying and oddly impressive. Every senior dev who sees this code feels a strange mix of horror and nostalgia, because let's be real—we've all written something equally cursed when we were young and didn't know better. The difference is most of us burned the evidence.

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