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I Will Probably Not Learn R Language

arrays data science matlab Programming languages Indexing Zero-indexing One-indexing Statistical-computing R

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9 months ago 664,530 views 0 shares

I Will Probably Not Learn R Language

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Oh, so R is great for statistical computing? Cool, cool, cool. Array indices starting at 1? Absolutely not. The audacity! The sheer disrespect to every programmer who's been counting from zero since the dawn of time! Like, imagine being a data scientist trying to convince developers to learn R and then hitting them with "btw arrays start at 1 lol" – instant dealbreaker. It's giving MATLAB energy and nobody asked for that. The Joey Tribbiani face says it all: went from "okay I'm listening" to "yeah that's gonna be a hard pass from me, chief" in 0.5 seconds flat.

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