Zero-indexing Memes

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The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!

The Ultimate Parenting Fail: Arrays Start At 0!
The AUDACITY of this parent teaching their baby that arrays start at 1! I cannot even BEGIN to express my horror! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The poor innocent child utters "A-a-a" and this monster celebrates it as "first word" - only to DISCARD THE CHILD when they learn the truth?! Listen, sweetie, in this household we start counting from 0 or we don't count at all! Zero-indexing isn't just a preference, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! The dumpster is honestly too good for such blasphemy!

The Great Index Compromise

The Great Index Compromise
The eternal holy war of programming: zero-indexing vs one-indexing. Some languages start arrays at 0 (looking at you, C and friends), others insist on starting at 1 (MATLAB and Lua, you rebels). Then there's that one galaxy-brain developer who suggests starting at 0.5 as a "compromise." Because nothing says "I've solved computer science" like introducing floating point errors into your array indices. Next brilliant idea: using ฯ€ as the starting index โ€“ because irrational numbers make PERFECT sense for memory addressing!

Let He Who Is Without Sin

Let He Who Is Without Sin
The perfect representation of code review karma. First you're all high and mighty, pointing out bugs in someone's date converter. Then you see their conditional statement with zero-indexed months and suddenly you're face-down in shame because your code has the exact same off-by-one errors. The universe has a way of humbling developers right after they get cocky about someone else's bugs. That condition if(MONTH==0&&DAY==0){MONTH=11;DAY=31}; is exactly why we can't have nice things in programming. And also why we drink.