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When Your Grocery List Needs A Neural Network

14 hours ago 58.5K views 0 shares

Ah yes, nothing says "efficient solution" like using a machete labeled "Deep learning" to slice through a tiny piece of bread labeled "Simple problem." The classic case of computational overkill. Why use a simple if-statement when you could train a 500-layer neural network that requires a small power plant to run? Next week: using quantum computing to calculate a 15% tip.

The NaN Identity Crisis

Python Math Programming Debugging

15 hours ago 62.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic NumPy paradox: np.nan == np.nan returns False . Because apparently even NaN doesn't want to be associated with itself. Just like that one developer who wrote this code and now refuses to acknowledge it in code reviews. The screaming title perfectly captures that moment when you spend 3 hours debugging only to discover your data analysis is failing because Not-a-Number isn't equal to... itself. It's not a bug, it's a feature – said no data scientist ever.

Truth Hurts: Data Over Models

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2 days ago 55.7K views 0 shares

When your data scientist crush drops the ultimate bombshell: "data matters more than the model." That painful moment when you realize all those weeks perfecting that fancy neural network architecture were pointless because your training data is just a dumpster fire of inconsistencies. The hardest pill to swallow in machine learning isn't some complex math equation—it's accepting that your beautiful, elegant algorithm is worthless without quality data behind it. Garbage in, garbage out... no matter how many GPUs you sacrificed.

One Man Show

AI Programming Databases

6 days ago 66.1K views 0 shares

The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

It'S Been A Productive Day..

Python Algorithms Math Programming

7 days ago 56.4K views 0 shares

When you spend 6 hours crafting the most elegant algorithm with perfect variable names and documentation, only to discover NumPy has a one-liner that's 200x faster. import numpy as np and watch your self-esteem plummet faster than your execution time! The classic "reinventing the wheel vs. standing on the shoulders of giants" dilemma that haunts every developer who thinks they're being productive.

Yes

AI Algorithms Programming

9 days ago 89.5K views 0 shares

Machine learning algorithms don't question their training data—they just follow it blindly into the abyss. Classic case of "garbage in, cliff dive out." Next time your recommendation system suggests something utterly ridiculous, remember it's just doing what the cool algorithms were doing. No peer pressure resistance whatsoever in those neural networks!

Class Of Programmers

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2 months ago 64.1K views 0 shares

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Every Language Has Its Purpose

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5 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares

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Content davidegiambirtone 5 Wo. wengerja saying a certain programming language is ass is stupid and shows you don't know anything about coding at higher levels, every language has its purpose. You can say "java is ass for games" just like you can say "C is ass for data science" or "C is ass for quick scripting and automation" Antworten bersetzung anzeigen bptistt 4 Wo. davidegiambirtone yes, but what about php ? Antworten bersetzung anzeigen davidegiambirtone 4 Wo. bptistt It's ass Antworten bersetzung anzeigen 88 6 68

Helped tutor a friend who changed careers from fine arts to data science. Now they understand programming jokes and send me memes. I'm so proud :'-)

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Helped tutor a friend who changed careers from fine arts to data science. Now they understand programming jokes and send me memes. I'm so proud :'-) | programming-memes, program-memes, data-memes, data science-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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She Is Great Data Scientist

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9 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares

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Content Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she's a huge proponent of Microsoft Excel for data science. "Not everybody is going to learn to code and we need to respect that." She added, "Excel meets the people where they are and I think that's beautiful." X Proarammer-umor.to

Your Models Suck

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1 year ago 9.0K views 0 shares

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Content Tired of failing Data Science interviews for being a real Statistician, and not a CS tryhard Google 50 Yesterday Q 46 Comments I am a Statistician. I have a grad degree in Stats. Not a grad degree in Analytics or Physics or Computer Science, a grad degree in Stats. Biostats, Operations Research, and Econometrics are cool though. I build models properly. If you don't have a grad degree in Stats, your models suck. No two ways about it. There are dozens of things you don't know to test and control for, and your model is wildly inaccurate. Outside of CV and NLP, you are an absolute joke. You're a SWE? Good for you. But, that's a completely different skillset with little overlap. Akin to a Pharmacist performing surgery. I go to interviews with 'top' companies and get rejected for giving an answer that is too right. I explain it perfectly vs its alternatives and give all of the context needed. Then some SWE pretending to be a Statistician fails me because they don't know what I'm talking about, they want a crappy DL model because they don't have a clue. Apple, Facebook, Netflix, Amazon, Linked OpenAl, etc. All have failed me in DS interviews despite perfect performances. All filled with CS tryhards. Even the HFTs are infested with CS dweebs who don't have a clue about DS. Sigma was asking me SWE questions in a Quant interview ffs. Google is my only option, there is nowhere else for me to go to be a real Statistician, believe me I've tried. Sucks knowing when you hit your ceiling and there is no alternative. Half of the Google DSs are now a joke too, have weaseled their way into convincing morons that they know what they are talking about. Sadly, these are the ones that politic into management and hire those of their ilk into the ranks in order to build their empires.

This almost feels like a test (for data science intern application).

Javascript Typescript Swift Programming Python

1 year ago 12.6K views 0 shares

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