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Does It Make Sense?

semicolon unicode Cpp Syntax Code horror Evil Preprocessor Define Pranks

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Does It Make Sense?

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Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true, false, if, and while. Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

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