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Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!

The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

Content void sort (std:: vectorint v) f while (!std::issorted(v.begin (), v.end())) I std: :randomshuffle (v.begin (), v.end ()) ; ) IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO SORT ARRAYS FDLIKE TO HEAR IT

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Content Plural variable names make no sense. What? A simple variable uses singular name by definition, but arrays and lists are mostly referred using index. Therefore, they shouldn't use plural, because item makes more sense than itemsil. Hesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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