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The Great Index Compromise

The Great Index Compromise
The eternal holy war of programming: zero-indexing vs one-indexing. Some languages start arrays at 0 (looking at you, C and friends), others insist on starting at 1 (MATLAB and Lua, you rebels). Then there's that one galaxy-brain developer who suggests starting at 0.5 as a "compromise." Because nothing says "I've solved computer science" like introducing floating point errors into your array indices. Next brilliant idea: using π as the starting index – because irrational numbers make PERFECT sense for memory addressing!

Forget About Conventions

Forget About Conventions
Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

A Type Pun

A Type Pun
Oh my gosh, this is peak programmer humor! 😂 The meme shows a character freaking out over an "unsigned char[4]" in the "int factory" - because it's literally a TYPE in the wrong PLACE! Then they start mixing int and unsigned char types together like some forbidden programming cocktail! It's basically the programming equivalent of finding a fish swimming in your coffee machine. The punchline is a perfect "type pun" - it's funny on multiple levels because it's both about data types AND it's a play on words! Whoever made this clearly understands the existential crisis of dealing with type conversions!

Please Agree On One Name

Please Agree On One Name
Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!

Still Dont Like Matlab Tho

Still Dont Like Matlab Tho
The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

Arrays Start At 1

Arrays Start At 1
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Only Way To Sort

onlyWayToSort | array-memes, arrays-memes, random-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content void sort (std:: vectorint v) f while (!std::issorted(v.begin (), v.end())) I std: :randomshuffle (v.begin (), v.end ()) ; ) IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO SORT ARRAYS FDLIKE TO HEAR IT

Language Designers Celebrating Xmas

languageDesignersCelebratingXmas | design-memes, designer-memes, array-memes, arrays-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Arrays start at 1 MathMatize

Array Starts At One

arrayStartsAtOne | array-memes, arrays-memes, matlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bojan Tunguz v tunguz Distribution of illegal Matlabs in the US. Follow 6:00 PM Dec 1, 2024 834.2K Views 358 Reposts 78 Quotes 9,986 Likes 1,034 Bookmarks 17

Naming Conventions Are Overrated

namingConventionsAreOverrated | array-memes, arrays-memes, list-memes, variable name-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Plural variable names make no sense. What? A simple variable uses singular name by definition, but arrays and lists are mostly referred using index. Therefore, they shouldn't use plural, because item makes more sense than itemsil. Hesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Teach yourself programming in 21 days

Teach yourself programming in 21 days | programming-memes, programmer-memes, hacking-memes, ux-memes, variables-memes, program-memes, array-memes, arrays-memes, try-memes, c++-memes, string-memes, function-memes, class-memes, object-memes, pointers-memes, edge-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Ser tres Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Davs"

Relatable

Relatable | array-memes, arrays-memes, c++-memes, ide-memes, private-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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