matlab Memes

When Array Indexing Destroys Your Social Life
Programming Algorithms
20 days ago 57.4K views 0 shares
When Array Indexing Destroys Your Social Life
The eternal sin of the MATLAB programmer. Nothing screams "I'm about to ruin this friend group's day" like casually dropping that you index from 1 instead of 0. Non-MATLAB programmers look at you like you've just admitted to putting pineapple on code pizza. The social damage is irreversible - you're now forever branded as "that weirdo who starts counting at 1." No party invitation will ever feel the same again. The MATLAB logo at the bottom is basically the programming equivalent of a crime scene marker.

Forget About Conventions
Programming Algorithms Javascript Python
23 days ago 101.8K views 0 shares
Forget About Conventions
Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

Still Dont Like Matlab Tho
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
1 month ago 127.9K views 0 shares
Still Dont Like Matlab Tho
The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

Array Starts At One
Programming
3 months ago 23.3K views 0 shares
arrayStartsAtOne | array-memes, arrays-memes, matlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bojan Tunguz v tunguz Distribution of illegal Matlabs in the US. Follow 6:00 PM Dec 1, 2024 834.2K Views 358 Reposts 78 Quotes 9,986 Likes 1,034 Bookmarks 17

Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney
Backend
4 months ago 46.1K views 0 shares
Redid my "Your Average [Insert Language Here] Programmer" post but this time in Midjourney | programmer-memes, program-memes, haskell-memes, matlab-memes, kotlin-memes, c-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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disp(“This is so sad. Can we use Python?”)
Programming Python Backend
4 months ago 23.8K views 0 shares
disp(“This is so sad. Can we use Python?”) | programming-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, computing-memes, program-memes, matlab-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: Can we go programming? Mom: No, we have a programming language at home Programming language at home: MATLAB The Language of Technical Computing

¯(0 O)/¯
Debugging
4 months ago 19.0K views 0 shares
¯(0_o)/¯ | code-memes, try-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, class-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes, vpn-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content all ATT Wi-Fi VPN 11:35 AM 46 0 Today 8:05 AM All good brother Today 11:27 AM A fucking misplaced lowercase s took hours. Damn comp sci in a nutshell No matter how good you get at debugging shit like this always comes around to remind you that you know nothing about anything Delivered It's alright, in one class we had sophomore year we had to code in matlab My friend spent two hours trying to figure out why this girls code wouldn't run because it was the exact same as his Finally he figured out that she had used o's instead of 0's because they looked prettier iMessage

I’ve had constant migraines for the past week thanks to Matlab.
Programming
5 months ago 15.7K views 0 shares
I’ve had constant migraines for the past week thanks to Matlab. | matlab-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 fear no language. But that thing... MATLAB it scares me.

Back to basics
Programming
6 months ago 19.0K views 0 shares
Back to basics | programming-memes, program-memes, array-memes, arrays-memes, matlab-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When a matlab user tries a real programming language and you have to show him where arrays begin Og mematic.se

Learn alphabet with programming languages
Programming Microsoft Windows php Python
7 months ago 84.2K views 0 shares
Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

I Am Sure That Dad Is Using Mat Lab
Programming
7 months ago 16.7K views 0 shares
iAmSureThatDadIsUsingMatLab | matlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A-a-a Arrays start at 1 Its first word! LIVE LOCALE LATE BREAKING BABY FOUND IN DUMPSTER

Your Daily Dose Of Matlab Hate
Programming
8 months ago 14.7K views 0 shares
yourDailyDoseOfMatlabHate | matlab-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SHUT UP! My dad works for And can Sell you Overpriced an Toolboxes h Proarammer:umor.io