Code Speaks For Itself

documentation Technical debt Software development Code quality Self-documenting code Code readability Developer experience Junior developer Senior developer

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Code Speaks For Itself

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The greatest lie in software development: "My code is self-documenting!" Meanwhile, senior devs are laughing because they've inherited enough "perfectly clear" codebases to know that future-you will stare at your own creation six months later like it's ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. The only thing that speaks for itself in programming is the inevitable technical debt when documentation is skipped.

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