The Great Software Obesity Crisis

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OMG, the AUDACITY of Python developers complaining about simplicity while PHP is over here literally threatening your code with DEATH! 💀 Like, honey, PHP doesn't ask politely - it's either doThis() or DIE. No negotiation, no therapy session, just pure ultimatum energy. Meanwhile, Python devs are throwing tantrums because their language is TOO USER-FRIENDLY? The DRAMA! The IRONY! I can't even... 🙄

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Ah, the sacred GitHub contribution graph art! After months of meticulously planned commits, our hero has achieved the ultimate flex: spelling "GIT" with their contribution squares. This is what happens when you have too much free time but still want to seem productive to potential employers. "Yes, I made 247 commits in June. No, don't look too closely at what those commits actually were..." The irony is beautiful - using Git to spell "GIT" while probably committing nothing of actual value. Peak developer peacocking. Chef's kiss.

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