The holy trinity of "things that don't matter" according to people who have them in abundance. Rich folks saying money doesn't matter, attractive people claiming looks don't matter, and then the punchline – senior engineers at standups mumbling "no updates" while secretly working on the same bug for 3 days straight. Nothing says "leave me alone with my code" like the blank stare of a developer who'd rather debug in peace than explain why they're still wrestling with that one-line fix that should've taken 10 minutes. The daily standup: where developers perfect the art of saying absolutely nothing while looking productive.
Engineers Ain't Made For Meetings
1 month ago
85,391 views
0 shares

agile-memes, standup-memes, meetings-memes, software-engineering-memes, debugging-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Where Is The Documentation
3 months ago
121.7K views
0 shares

The Two Faces Of Meeting Cancellation
1 month ago
76.8K views
0 shares

Average Jira Enjoyer
1 month ago
72.9K views
0 shares

Handling Change Requests
1 month ago
93.0K views
0 shares

Engineering Career Framework
16 days ago
79.9K views
0 shares

Flying Into The Startup Inferno
1 month ago
89.3K views
0 shares

Loading more content...