REST API: I Thought You Meant Actual Rest

The only REST you're getting in this industry is Representational State Transfer, kid. Sleep is just a deprecated human function that senior devs have learned to override with coffee and existential dread. Your body wants 8 hours? Too bad, those endpoints aren't going to build themselves. Welcome to the profession where "work-life balance" is just a fancy term for "which energy drink pairs best with midnight debugging sessions."