REST API: I Thought You Meant Actual Rest

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The four most terrifying words in software development: "Yesterday it worked." That magical moment when your code decides to spontaneously self-destruct despite zero changes. The digital equivalent of your car making that weird noise only when the mechanic isn't around. Somewhere in your codebase, a cosmic bit has flipped, a cache got corrupted, or—let's be honest—a gremlin moved in and started rearranging your memory addresses for fun. Time to dust off the debugger and prepare for that special kind of existential crisis where you question reality itself.

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Content Maybe if I rerun the compilation without changing anything it will fixes by itself

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