Visual Studio Doesn't Get Love

Jensen Huang really out here catching strays for making GPUs so expensive that Microsoft and Nvidia became household names for draining corporate budgets. But you know what? The man deserves credit where credit is due. He didn't just create a tech company—he created "Microslop Nshitia," the beautiful merger of bloated software and overpriced hardware that perfectly encapsulates modern tech. Your AI model needs 8 H100s to run? That'll be the GDP of a small nation, thanks. Want to train anything? Better get that enterprise license from Microsoft Azure while you're at it. It's the perfect ecosystem: Microsoft provides the cloud infrastructure to burn money, and Nvidia provides the GPUs to set that money on fire even faster. The Drake meme format really captures the vibe—rejecting the individual corporate overlords but fully embracing their unholy alliance. Because if you're gonna get fleeced, might as well get fleeced by the dream team.

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When your mouse looks like it survived the Jurassic period and you're pairing it with a pristine Microsoft keyboard. Someone clearly has their priorities sorted—invest in the keyboard for those epic typing sessions, but the mouse? Nah, that ancient potato-shaped relic held together by prayers and dust will do just fine. The contrast here is chef's kiss: one peripheral living its best life in 2024, the other literally decomposing on your desk. But hey, if it still clicks, it ships. Why waste money on a new mouse when you can just... suffer? Peak developer energy right here—we'll optimize our code to perfection but won't replace hardware that looks like an archaeological find.

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