Visual Studio Doesn't Get Love

Content 7.6 Microsoft is using Al to make Windows 10 updates smoother if (user.isDoingStuff) user. hasUnsavedWork()) update ;

Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked include windows.h include stdio.h S 7 8 int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000) ; printf("We didn't find any problemsn");

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal OS war continues! 💻 This meme is basically the tech version of a street gang declaration but with OPERATING SYSTEMS instead of territories! These brave souls have dramatically renounced Windows and pledged their undying loyalty to Linux like it's some kind of blood oath. The sheer AUDACITY of declaring your OS allegiance with such conviction! As if choosing between operating systems is the modern-day equivalent of picking sides in an epic battle. Meanwhile, Mac users are probably sipping their lattes somewhere wondering why these peasants are fighting over scraps when they could just sell a kidney for a MacBook. 🙄

Content 7:32:27 Proarammerhumo

So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...

Ah yes, the legendary "PC exclusives" that have collectively stolen more productivity hours than any AAA title. Nothing says "high-performance gaming rig" like frantically clicking through Minesweeper while pretending to work on spreadsheets. These aren't games—they're sophisticated workplace camouflage with a side of existential dread. The true test of gaming skill isn't your K/D ratio, it's clearing an expert Minesweeper board without breaking a sweat or solving Spider Solitaire while your boss walks by. Let's be honest, we've all felt that rush of adrenaline when the cards cascade in Solitaire—who needs ray tracing when you have that?