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Microsoft announcing Windows 10's end of support while simultaneously being the one who killed it. Classic corporate move—create the problem, mourn the problem, sell the solution (Windows 11). It's the tech equivalent of showing up to your own victim's funeral with flowers and a tear-stained handkerchief.

The conference room is completely empty except for the world's loneliest table. Turns out when you're looking for universally beloved tech, you get PHP 6 (which never actually shipped), IPv5 (a failed experimental protocol that was skipped entirely), and Windows 9 (which Microsoft yeeted straight into the void). The joke writes itself: these "attendees" are either vaporware, skipped versions, or technologies so cursed they never saw the light of day. They can't be hated if they don't exist. *taps forehead* Meanwhile, every other technology is out there getting roasted daily on Twitter. JavaScript? Too many frameworks. Python? Slow as molasses. Rust? The evangelists won't shut up. But these three? Pure, untarnished, because they never had the chance to disappoint anyone.

Choosing between fixing Microsoft Teams and inventing an entirely new state of matter? Clearly the harder decision ever made at Microsoft HQ. The sweat-drenched executive perfectly captures what happens when you realize Teams has been laggy garbage for years, but hey, let's pour resources into quantum computing and metaverse nonsense instead! Meanwhile developers everywhere are just begging for a video call that doesn't eat 8GB of RAM or randomly disconnect people during important client presentations. Priorities, am I right?

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