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Get Ready To Learn Linux Buddy

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Microsoft announces AI agents will be built into Windows, and suddenly everyone's planning their Linux migration. Nothing motivates a sysadmin to finally ditch Windows like the thought of Clippy 2.0 with kernel-level access watching your every keystroke. "I see you're trying to maintain some privacy. Would you like help abandoning that completely?"

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