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When You Click VS Studio Instead Of VS Code
Microsoft Webdev Windows Programming
6 days ago 66.1K views 0 shares
When You Click VS Studio Instead Of VS Code
Congratulations on your accidental journey to the dark side of Microsoft development! Clicking Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like ordering a tank when you just needed a bicycle. One's a lightweight code editor that opens in seconds, the other is a 10GB industrial-strength IDE that takes so long to load you could literally grow a beard while waiting. The astronaut's grim realization that his "little maneuver" will cost "51 years" perfectly captures that moment of dread when you see that loading bar crawl across your screen at glacial speed. Your quick edit just turned into a commitment longer than most marriages.

If Only Microsoft Would Commit
Linux Microsoft Windows Programming
9 days ago 81.4K views 0 shares
If Only Microsoft Would Commit
The eternal longing of Linux developers... dreaming of a fully-functional Visual Studio experience while Microsoft continues to ghost their relationship status. Sure, VS Code exists, but it's like getting a text that says "u up?" at 2am instead of a proper commitment. That purple Visual Studio icon next to the Linux penguin represents the forbidden love that Microsoft keeps teasing but never fully delivers on. The cloud shows what we truly desire in our hearts - a world where we don't have to dual-boot Windows just to use the good IDE.

You Ain't Stealing My Data Microsoft
Microsoft AI Security Devops Programming
9 days ago 82.4K views 0 shares
You Ain't Stealing My Data Microsoft
The duality of the paranoid developer! First panel: frantically hunting through VS Code settings to disable Microsoft's telemetry like a digital privacy crusader. Matrix-style background because we're obviously elite hackers protecting our precious code snippets and search history. Second panel: immediately surrendering all that privacy by activating GitHub Copilot, which sends your entire codebase to Microsoft's servers for analysis. It's like installing a security system on your front door while leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign saying "FREE DATA HERE!" The true irony? We'll spend hours configuring privacy settings but won't hesitate for a second to let an AI see our embarrassingly commented code if it saves us from writing another boring CRUD function. Privacy principles

You Either Die A Text Editor Or Live Long Enough To Become Notepad++"
Programming Webdev Windows Debugging
11 days ago 93.0K views 0 shares
You Either Die A Text Editor Or Live Long Enough To Become Notepad++"
The developer's journey from simple text editor to fancy IDE is a lie. We all start with dreams of VS Code, Atom, or Emacs, but when the server's burning at 3AM, there you are - crawling back to Notepad++ like it's an ex you swore you'd never text again. The fancy IDEs with their intellisense and plugins are just a phase. Notepad++ is waiting at the finish line with that smug little gecko mascot saying "I told you so." Some relationships just can't be escaped.

The Text Editor Olympics
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend Backend
13 days ago 86.6K views 0 shares
The Text Editor Olympics
The Olympic sharpshooter progression we never knew we needed! First, we've got the elite marksman with VS Code - the precision tool for developers who want intellisense and pretty colors. Then there's Sublime Text - for the speed demons who think waiting 0.2 seconds for an IDE to load is basically eternity. But then... Notepad++ enters the chat. It's like bringing a Honda Civic to a Formula 1 race - somehow still has a cult following. And finally, the punchline - regular Windows Notepad. The coding equivalent of shooting with your eyes closed while facing backward. No syntax highlighting, no plugins, just pure text and tears. The weapon of choice for those who enjoy suffering or have a production emergency at 2 AM on a server with nothing else installed. And yes, we're deliberately not mentioning a certain editor that requires a PhD to exit. You know the one.

After Getting How Many Plugins Do You Stop
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
24 days ago 91.1K views 0 shares
After Getting How Many Plugins Do You Stop
Ah, the classic developer paradox. "I prefer VS Code because it's lightweight and simple!" *proceeds to transform it into a computational black hole with 47 extensions that colorize brackets, play lo-fi beats when you commit, and predict your next line of code based on your zodiac sign* The irony of turning your "lightweight" editor into something that requires 16GB of RAM just to open a text file is the purest form of developer self-deception. We're all just one extension away from needing a cooling system for our laptops.

They Know Too Much
Programming Android Java
1 month ago 26.6K views 0 shares
theyKnowTooMuch | programming-memes, code-memes, android-memes, program-memes, vs code-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jack Forge TheJackForge Whenever I see someone using anything but VS Code, I just assume they know more about programming than me. 9:06 PM 161122 Twitter for Android 119 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,298 Likes

What Is Your Favourite Code Editor
Programming
2 months ago 7.3K views 0 shares
whatIsYourFavouriteCodeEditor | code-memes, vs code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SO YOU THINK VS CODE IS THE BEST EDITOR I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Every Morning
Programming
3 months ago 6.7K views 0 shares
everyMorning | coding-memes, code-memes, vs code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LEFT EXIT 12 just start coding don't even open vs code for 2 hours imatin.com

Cli Expert
Linux
6 months ago 8.3K views 0 shares
cliExpert | code-memes, vs code-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you open VS Code using code. You know, I'm something of a CLI user myself

Vs Code Extension Syndrom
Frontend
7 months ago 5.7K views 0 shares
vsCodeExtensionSyndrom | developer-memes, code-memes, vs code-memes, vscode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Top 100 vs code extensions YOU MUST USE as a developer in 2024" ProarammerHumor.io

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Backend
8 months ago 4.2K views 0 shares
I find your lack of faith... disturbing | code-memes, vs code-memes, rest-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, feature-memes, product-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ew File... pen File.. Den Fold in a Com with VS Cc best custon Do you trust the authors of the files in this folder? Code provides features that may automatically execute files in this folder. If you don't trust the authors of these files, we recommend to continue in restricted mode as the files may be malicious. See our docs to learn more indamenta to VS Code ent Productivit Trust the authors of all files in the parent folder Yes, I trust the authors Trust folder and enable all features No, I don't trust the authors Browse folder in restricted mode -Well, of course I trust him. He's me.