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Content -push to remote needs ssh -ssh needs 1password -1password needs windows hello -windows hello needs biometrics authentication so now every time I push to remote I stare at my laptop like

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap -no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

When your dating life and file system both have compatibility issues. FAT32 is a file system with a 4GB file size limit that most developers have moved on from years ago - just like this guy's dating prospects. Nothing says "I'm still running Windows XP" quite like proudly declaring your love for obsolete storage formats while staring pensively at your multiple monitors.

Content PATricK StaR I'm an administrator this file has admin lock So as an admin I should be able to modifv it so let me modify it Yup. Yup.- That makes sense to me. Access denied

The ultimate reverse UNO card against phishing attempts. When scammers try to steal your Microsoft credentials, hit them with the double whammy: an email that would make HR gasp and a password that literally tells them they're barking up the wrong tree. It's like watching someone try to pick a lock while you've welded the door shut and set up landmines in the front yard. The best part? Somewhere, a scammer is staring at their screen wondering if they should try submitting these credentials anyway. Spoiler alert: the system probably accepts it because their validation is as sketchy as their business model.

OH. MY. GOD. Someone just casually broadcasted their Microsoft session operator password (literally "Sab001") and then had the AUDACITY to remind everyone to use their personal credentials for minimum apps! 💀 This is the security equivalent of locking your front door but leaving a note on it saying "KEY UNDER DOORMAT" in neon letters. The security team is probably having simultaneous heart attacks right now while hackers are sending thank-you cards to the TV station! The absolute IRONY of a sign telling people to protect their credentials while broadcasting the password to millions is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Security through obscurity? More like insecurity through publicity!