Who Is Your God Now

Infrastructure Downtime Disaster recovery Outage Redundancy High availability Multi-cloud

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Who Is Your God Now

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That awkward moment when your "redundant" multi-cloud strategy implodes because you put all your eggs in the Azure basket too. Turns out having multiple points of failure isn't quite the same as having no single point of failure. Those 3 AM architecture meetings where everyone nodded along to "cloud diversity" suddenly feel like a cruel joke when you're frantically checking status pages while your CEO texts "is it just us?" Pro tip: Real redundancy means different technologies, not just different logos on your infrastructure diagram.

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