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4 months ago 150,739 views 1 shares

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microsoft-memes, windows-memes, software-updates-memes, user-experience-memes, tech-frustration-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between Microsoft and its increasingly irritated users. Microsoft issues a "recall" for a feature nobody asked for (random screenshots), users collectively scream "NO THANKS," and then Microsoft just sneakily reintroduces it with the next update anyway. It's the corporate equivalent of a toddler waiting until you're not looking to eat the crayon you just took away. The cycle of Microsoft ignoring user feedback is so predictable it should come with its own weather forecast: "Today's outlook - 100% chance of unwanted features with a high probability of forced restarts."

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