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Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home - no AlexaGoogle Assistant - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded sun ready to shoot it If it over makes an unexpected noise

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The legendary double entendre of NVIDIA's relationship with its users! Just like their GPU drivers that crash your system mid-game, now they've got a literal bus to physically throw customers under. The pun works on multiple levels - NVIDIA actually uses "bus" architecture in their GPUs while simultaneously being notorious for driver issues that leave gamers stranded. That bright green truck is basically the physical manifestation of every gamer's experience after a new driver update. "Oh, you wanted to play that new game? Let me introduce you to the blue screen of death instead!"

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When your Windows kernel programming club accidentally creates a hex pun instead of a driver. That 0xDEE4 value is literally "DEE" followed by "4" in hex, while the variable names spell out "DEER deer; deer = *(DEER*)0xDEE4" – basically saying "they are dee-r-ly sorry" in code form. Every senior dev knows the real Windows driver development process involves 40% crying, 30% Stack Overflow, 20% whiskey, and 10% accidentally making dad jokes in your variable names that nobody will ever see... until they do.

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