We'll See In 68 Years

So Linux desktop traffic jumped 22.4% in 2025, and we all know exactly which "site" we're talking about here. You know, the one with the orange and black logo that rhymes with "corn tub." The joke is that every year, Linux users supposedly flock to adult entertainment sites in disproportionate numbers, creating this recurring meme where Linux gains massive percentage increases on *that* platform specifically. It's become an annual tradition to roast the Linux community for this statistical... anomaly. Meanwhile, Chrome OS is bleeding users (-7.1%) because apparently even Chromebook owners have standards. Windows barely budged, Mac stayed flat, but Linux? Linux users are out here single-handedly keeping the internet interesting with their 22.4% surge. The real question: are Linux users just more honest about their browsing habits, or is configuring Arch so exhausting that they need extra... relaxation time? Either way, 2025 is the year of the Linux desktop. Just not in the way Linus Torvalds imagined.

Ever wondered where ancient CRT monitors go to die? Apparently, they form mountains for sys admins to climb! This poor soul is navigating the graveyard of 90s technology like he's shopping for avocados at Whole Foods. "Hmm, this one's still too hard, this one's too soft... ah, this beige beauty feels just right!" Meanwhile, his company probably upgraded to flat screens in 2005, but he's still hoarding these relics because "you never know when you'll need a 30-pound monitor that can double as a space heater." The ultimate tech hoarder's paradise—where e-waste management policies go to cry.

Someone tried to sing "If You're Happy And You Know It" in a command prompt and the computer responded the only way it knows how - with cold, unfeeling syntax errors. The computer doesn't care about your happiness. It only cares about correct syntax. This is basically every developer's relationship with their compiler in a nutshell. No clapping hands, just error messages.

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The classic PC vs console war, but with a twist of existential dread! Sure, we'll boldly claim our gaming rigs are superior to any PlayStation... right up until someone asks for proof. That moment when you realize your "beast machine" is actually a 7-year-old laptop that struggles to run Chrome and Discord simultaneously. The confidence-to-performance ratio is wildly out of sync for most of us, but we'll defend our theoretical superiority to the death—or at least until someone asks us to run Cyberpunk on ultra settings.

Content Janis Kluge jakluge 17h Due to sanctions, Russia is switching from Windows to Linux. The government wants to force domestic programmers to convert their software. But there are doubts: Many systems will have to be rebuilt from scratch, and there are few Linux experts around. kommersant.rudoc5570730 48 17 237 740 Kait airenni Replying to jakluge You can't throw a political enemy out a fourth-floor Linux, though. 11:09 AM 20 Sep 22 Twitter for Android