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GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of this poll! 😱 A mere 0.8% think Microsoft understands consent while a STAGGERING 99.2% chose "Remind me in 3 days" - which is basically the digital equivalent of "I'm going to keep asking until you give me the answer I want!" It's like that pushy friend who keeps texting about their MLM opportunity even after you've blocked their number on SEVENTEEN different platforms! Microsoft's update notifications and privacy settings are basically that clingy ex who just CAN'T take a hint! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast and call it breakfast!

The ultimate corporate irony. McAfee, the company that's supposed to protect your computer, managed to crash the entire world with a botched update in 2010. Then their CTO bounces to start CrowdStrike—which is now a cybersecurity giant worth billions. For those who don't know the backstory: that 2010 update misidentified a critical Windows file as malware and deleted it from thousands of computers worldwide. Corporate networks collapsed. Hospitals went offline. Absolute chaos. Fast forward to today, and CrowdStrike is doing the exact same thing but with fancier marketing slides. The circle of tech life continues...

Samsung Smart Hub commercial: "Connect your whole life!" IT Guy: laughs in mechanical locks Samsung: "But your home could be smarter!" IT Guy: "My printer from 2004 is smart enough to fear me, and that's all the intelligence my appliances need."

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Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that TODAY I HAPPILY RETURNED MY HIP MACBOOK AIR AND GOT BACK MY OLD WINDOWS DEVELOPER LAPTOP FROM IT DEPT.