We'll See In 68 Years

OH. MY. GOD. That moment when your code actually compiles without throwing a tantrum is literally BETTER THAN FALLING IN LOVE! 💖 The sheer ECSTASY of seeing that "Code compiled successfully" message after 37 failed attempts and questioning your entire career choice is just *chef's kiss*. Your pupils aren't just dilating – they're EXPLODING with joy because let's be honest, nothing makes a developer's heart race faster than code that doesn't immediately burst into flames. And we all know that fleeting moment of compilation bliss will last approximately 2.7 seconds before you discover 19 runtime errors waiting to crush your soul! But for now? PURE EUPHORIA!

Content I'd just like to interject for a moment, the operating systemyou are referring to as "Windows", is in fact, DOSWindows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, DOS plus Windows. Windows is not an operating onto itself, but a program that ruins atop the Dish Operating System, or "DOS". And since DOS is primarily a commandline-based operating system, we created a program that displays other programs in handy visual components on the screen commonly called windows, and hence the name "Windows". Through a peculiar turn of events, the operating system which is widely used today is often called "Windows", and many of its users are not aware that their computer is basically a DOS system, develoved by Microsoft.

Windows update logic is like that friend who doesn't understand basic instructions. You click "Update and shut down" thinking your PC will actually, you know, shut down after updating. But no—Microsoft has other plans. First, it restarts mid-update because "reasons." Then it decides the update isn't done yet, so you'll need to shut down again later. And just when you think it's over, surprise! It's morning, and you're greeted with the login screen. Twenty years of OS development and we still can't figure out the difference between "shut down" and "restart and wait for you at the login screen." Classic Microsoft—solving problems nobody has while creating new ones for everyone.

The moment you get that computer science degree, everyone suddenly thinks you're the designated IT support person for the entire extended family. Nothing says "I've made it as an engineer" quite like being handed a printer that hasn't worked since Windows XP and being told "you can fix this, right?" The girlfriend bringing home a friend's printer is the final boss of unpaid tech support. Six years of algorithms and data structures for this glorious moment.

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