Another W For Microsoft Edge

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Another W For Microsoft Edge

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Congratulations to Microsoft Edge for winning the prestigious award for "Most Used Browser (For Exactly One Task)." 38.6% of Chrome downloads start from Edge, which is basically Edge's entire purpose in life at this point. It's like being really good at holding the door open for your replacement.

Firefox and Safari are also contributing to Edge's unemployment rate, but Edge is absolutely dominating the Chrome installer speedrun category. Microsoft execs are probably in the boardroom spinning this as "engagement metrics" while everyone installs Chrome faster than you can say "Bing search engine."

The real tragedy? Edge is actually Chromium-based now and pretty decent, but its legacy as Internet Explorer's successor means it'll forever be the browser equivalent of that guy who brings a guitar to parties nobody asked him to attend.

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