From Blue Death To Dark Void

Content Windows 10 now uses machine learning to stop updates installing when a PC is in use Machine learning to the rescue By Tom Warren tomwarren Jul 25, 2018, 5:57 pm EDT

Content Mia Skype attle 6:05 Ph PT Bill Gates I Co-Chair, Bill Melinda Gates Foundation Evette An for LIVE untie Troll 1 hour ago I believe him. This man's been dealing with viruse since Windows 95

Content Programmers Anything stupid happening I bet made with mematic Microsoft did this.

Content russianroulette.py X russianroulette.py 1 import random 2 import os 3 4 5 6 if random. randint (0, 5) 0: os. remove ("C: Windows System32")

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of it all! Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, and then BOOM! 💥 Git operations are failing EVERYWHERE! It's like watching a corporate horror movie unfold in real-time! The grim reaper couldn't have timed his entrance better! One minute they're bragging about AI writing their code, and the next minute their Git operations are having an existential crisis. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is what happens when you replace human developers with AI that learned to code by copying StackOverflow answers without reading the comments! Reset the counter indeed—we've gone exactly ZERO days without a Microsoft AI disaster. The skeleton is all of us watching our repositories crumble while Microsoft's PR team frantically tries to explain that AI definitely wasn't responsible for this catastrophe. Sure, Jan. 🙄

The Grim Reaper comes for us all, even operating systems. Windows 10 is being led to the afterlife, asking if it was a good OS. Death's brutal honesty—"MEH, BUT BETTER THAN 8"—is the software equivalent of "you weren't terrible, just aggressively mediocre." Microsoft's cycle of creating a disaster (Windows 8), following it with something less awful (Windows 10), then forcing everyone to upgrade again (Windows 11) is the tech industry's version of planned obsolescence. Pour one out for the OS that spent years desperately trying to convince you that Edge was a real browser.