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How To Create A Browser In 2025

How To Create A Browser In 2025
The modern browser innovation pipeline in a nutshell! Why reinvent the wheel when you can just repaint it? Every "new" browser these days is essentially Chromium with a fresh coat of paint and marketing buzzwords. Brave, Edge, Opera—they're all just Chrome wearing different Halloween costumes. The Chromium monoculture is basically the JavaScript framework situation but for browsers: everyone forking the same codebase while pretending they've created something revolutionary. "Look ma, we added a built-in VPN that slows everything down by 30%!" Meanwhile, Mozilla Firefox sits in the corner, the last bastion of browser engine diversity, wondering where it all went wrong.

Still Goes Like That

Still Goes Like That
The first thing you do with a fresh Windows install? Search "Chrome" in Edge. Then Edge is like, "Wait! We're basically the same now! Both Chromium-based! Please stay!" It's the digital equivalent of that desperate ex who changed their entire personality to be more like your new partner. Sorry Edge, but changing your engine to Chromium doesn't erase those years of Internet Explorer trauma. Some trust issues just run too deep.

Digital Fight-Or-Flight Response

Digital Fight-Or-Flight Response
The digital equivalent of stepping on a LEGO brick at midnight. Nothing triggers fight-or-flight response faster than seeing that blue 'e' logo appear when you were aiming for literally any other browser. Even Microsoft devs probably have Chrome pinned to their taskbar and Edge hidden in a folder labeled "In Case of Audit." The irony is Edge actually runs on Chromium now, but old habits and trauma die hard.

Not All Heroes Run On Chromium

Not All Heroes Run On Chromium
Firefox standing alone against the hellscape of Chromium-based browsers is the web's last hope. The image shows Firefox as the Doom Slayer, fighting through hordes of demons labeled "CHROMIUM CLONES" - a perfect metaphor for the browser market where Edge, Chrome, Opera, and Brave all use the same engine while Firefox remains the last major holdout with its Gecko engine. It's like watching the last independent coffee shop in a street full of Starbucks. The resistance isn't just about being different; it's about preventing Google from having complete control over web standards. Remember when Microsoft had a browser monopoly? Yeah, history doesn't just rhyme, it copies and pastes.

The Browser Redemption Arc

The Browser Redemption Arc
The formal Bugs Bunny announcement meme perfectly captures the moment Microsoft finally admitted defeat with Internet Explorer and rebuilt Edge on Chromium. After years of being the browser developers loved to hate, Edge transformed from zero to hero overnight. The ultimate redemption arc that left Internet Explorer alone at the bottom of the browser hierarchy—a digital eulogy that basically says "we've found a new worst browser to mock." Pour one out for IE, it died so Edge could finally render CSS correctly.

Don't Give The Browser Hope Like That

Don't Give The Browser Hope Like That
The eternal Edge vs. Chrome battle strikes again! Microsoft Edge is portrayed as a desperate entity trapped for millennia, only to be accidentally summoned by your misclick. That split second when you hit the wrong icon and Edge bursts forth like an ancient being finally escaping its prison—complete with maniacal laughter and excessive enthusiasm. What makes this extra painful is that Edge is actually decent now (it's Chromium-based!), but developers still treat it like that weird cousin nobody wants to talk to at family gatherings. The desperate "I'M FREE!" energy perfectly captures how Edge feels when it finally gets a chance to convince you it's not Internet Explorer in disguise.

Oops! All Chromium

Oops! All Chromium
The breakfast of modern web browsers. This cereal box parody perfectly captures how Google has turned the browser market into a monoculture where everything is just Chromium in different packaging. Edge, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi - they're all just colorful Chromium berries with different logos slapped on. Firefox and Safari are probably hiding in the pantry wondering why nobody eats real browsers anymore. Naturally and artificially flavored with tracking cookies and RAM consumption.