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Privacy Theater At Its Finest
Apple Webdev Security Frontend
6 days ago 79.3K views 0 shares
Privacy Theater At Its Finest
Privacy in tech is like that friend who says they'll keep your secret but immediately posts it on Facebook. Safari claims to be the privacy champion, then casually sets Google—the data vacuum of the internet—as the default search engine. It's like installing a security door with a neon sign pointing to the spare key under the mat. The shocked cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize your "private" browsing history is being monetized faster than you can say "targeted advertising."

It's Always Safari
Frontend Webdev Apple Javascript Programming
2 months ago 115.7K views 0 shares
It's Always Safari
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is Safari compatibility! There you are, coding your little heart out, your webapp working FLAWLESSLY on Chrome, Firefox, Edge—practically EVERYTHING—and then BOOM! 💥 Safari comes waddling in like that deranged goose, ready to DEMOLISH your CSS, MASSACRE your JavaScript, and OBLITERATE your will to live! It's like building a beautiful sandcastle only to have that ONE SPECIFIC CHILD kick it down EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Why, Apple, WHYYYYY?! 😭

Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Frontend Webdev Apple Javascript Programming
3 months ago 168.6K views 0 shares
Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.