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Street Magic: JavaScript Edition

Street Magic: JavaScript Edition
The real street magic here is using Unicode character references as object keys to confuse even "super senior JS developers." That code is pure evil - using those weird \u escape sequences to access object properties, then doing some arithmetic with them. The magician knew exactly what he was doing. Nothing makes frontend devs question their life choices faster than JavaScript's object property access quirks combined with Unicode escape sequences. And they fell right into his trap, going from "we can solve any expression" to "OMG" in 0.2 seconds flat. Classic JavaScript humiliation in the wild.

Recipe For Disaster

Recipe For Disaster
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should . This code is the programming equivalent of naming your twins "Twin1" and "Twin2" then wondering why they need therapy. Using keywords as variable names, declaring const const , setting 5 = 4 , and claiming 2 + 2 === 5 is true? This isn't just cursed code—it's the kind of abomination that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Future maintainers will hunt you down. Not to ask questions, but for revenge.

Encoding Not Supported

Encoding Not Supported
THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF CHARACTER ENCODING! Someone tried to get "Happy Birthday" in Urdu on their cake, but the bakery's system had a COMPLETE MELTDOWN and just spewed question marks everywhere! This is the digital equivalent of asking your crush out and having them respond with "Error 404: Interest Not Found." Unicode support? Never heard of her! This cake is basically screaming "I TRIED TO BE MULTICULTURAL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY STRING OF QUESTION MARKS." It's the perfect representation of every developer's nightmare when they forget to handle non-Latin characters and their app just FALLS APART in production!

Why Can I Overload ⚔️ As An Operator But Not 💗?

Why Can I Overload ⚔️ As An Operator But Not 💗?
Looks like the compiler is playing favorites with our emojis! 💔 The sword emoji ⚔️ gets to slice through code as an operator, but the heart emoji 💗 is friendzoned as an "identifier." Even in programming languages, love gets complicated! Guess we can fight in code but can't make love work... typical programmer problems! Next time I'll try to overload 🍕 and see if the compiler is hungry enough to accept it!

Well, he's not wrong...

Well, he's not wrong... | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, image-memes, unicode-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7 39 Whats the unicode Character code of that f symbol? (Image by WHATWG. I suppose it's the tallest Unicode character there is. Is it? top of bounding box sop of em square middle Alphaberc bareline ideographic baseline bottom of em square The tallest Unicode character in the current standard (Unicode 6.1) is A . U1F5FB MOUNT FUJI, which is 3776 meters tall. share improve this answer edited Sep 22 '12 at 22:54 javascript unicode canvas utf-8 fonts answered Mar 17 '12 at 3:26

Mr. Worldwide

Mr. Worldwide | coding-memes, code-memes, unicode-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you use Encoding.Unicode instead of Encoding.ASCII Mr. Worldwide

What Atime To Be Alive

whatATimeToBeAlive | coding-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, test-memes, random-memes, string-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, unicode-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, tests-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Introducing UTF-Random- Making Unicode Fair UTF-RANDOM UTF-8 for a connected world. Geneva, Switzerland - Unicode revolutionized the written word, but it has one downside: It favors Roman languages by making the byte string representation of other scripts (Cyrillic, Greek, Asian scripts) longer than necessary. To address this issue, a team of linguists and computer scientists has developed UTF-Random. The key innovation is the use of a probabilistic algorithm ( devrandom ) that assigns a bit field to every newly created text file. Early tests have shown promising results. For example, a Cyrillic character that previously required three bytes in UTF- 8 encoding can now be represented with fewer bytes 33.33 of the time (repeating, of course).

def F(a,b): return a/b (xkcd)

def F(a,b): return a/b (xkcd) | code-memes, engineer-memes, unicode-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DIVISION NOTATION 73 SCHOOLCHILD AB SOFTWARE ENGINEER NORMAL PERSON OR UNICODE ENTHUSIAST A SCIENTIST B AB' FANCY SCIENTIST F(A,B) SUCHTHAT OH NO, RUN

How does someone mess up unicode this badly

How does someone mess up unicode this badly | code-memes, unicode-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Enter the coded text: 0010011 1001101 1 0 1 1 18687 1 1 1 1 44798 Fucked my code up so bad it's displaying chinese symbols

Egg Plant Variable When

eggPlantVariableWhen | code-memes, variables-memes, unicode-memes, variable name-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Naming Constants and Variables Constant and variable names can contain almost any character, including Unicode characters: let m 3.14159 It U" let 63 "dogcow" ProdrammerHumor.io

Generic Xkcd Edit

genericXkcdEdit | code-memes, loc-memes, string-memes, unicode-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The string starts at memory location P1 OKAY. ProdrammerHumor.io The String Terminator is at memory location P2 MHMM. HOW WOULD YOU CALCULATE The length of the string in characters. NORMAL PERSON: P2 MINUS P1 PR ANYONE WHO'S WORKED ON Unicode SYSTEMS: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW AND A SIN TO ASK!

You have no power here

You have no power here | javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, error-memes, unicode-memes, IT-memes, semicolon-memes, syntax error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Replace a semicolon (; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. error: unknown start of token: u37e - main.rs:2:30 2 I printin! ("Hello, world!"); help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) Looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not printin! ("Hello, world!"); Pathetic.