The Unholy Alliance Of Unicode And Physics

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The Unholy Alliance Of Unicode And Physics

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Oh. My. GOD. The unholy alliance of Unicode and particle physics is the most chaotic marriage since my ex tried to merge our Spotify playlists! 💀

On one side, we have Unicode - that absolute MESS of characters trying to represent EVERY SYMBOL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. On the other, the Standard Model of Particle Physics - scientists' desperate attempt to make sense of the universe's building blocks.

And what do they have in common? Just "shoving existing shit together and fiddling with it until it mostly works" - which is basically the unofficial motto of ALL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT EVER. I'm not crying, you're crying! 😭

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