When You Want To Watch A Dev Slowly Descend Into Madness

Content I use Query It means he's afraid of the DOM document.getElementByld What does Query mean? No, it doesn't. Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring hims

Ah yes, the elegant solution of cramming a jumbo jet into a cargo plane—just like trying to shove your beautiful, flexible JSON data into the rigid, tabular prison of SQL. Database architects be like: "It technically fits if we disassemble the wings, normalize the engines into separate tables, and pretend those nested objects don't exist!" Meanwhile, NoSQL developers are watching this disaster unfold while sipping tea.

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The calculator that prints "Hello World" instead of 35 is the perfect representation of a developer's first project. Sure, it doesn't actually calculate anything, but who cares about functionality when you've successfully made your code say something? The transition from "I'm going to build a calculator" to "Look, it prints text!" is basically the developer equivalent of planning to clean your entire house but settling for organizing one drawer and calling it a productive day. At least it doesn't throw an exception, which is already better than 90% of first projects.

Content Who would win? TRIDENTZ AG6 Lots of badass RGB 3200MHz DDR4 RAM that kick asses A weird JS framework

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