When You Want To Watch A Dev Slowly Descend Into Madness

syntax error unicode Evil code Pranks semicolon Greek question mark Code trolling Developer nightmare

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When You Want To Watch A Dev Slowly Descend Into Madness

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Satan himself couldn't devise a more elegant torture method. Swapping a semicolon (;) with a Greek question mark (;) creates the perfect crime - visually identical yet catastrophically different. Your poor dev friend will spend hours debugging what appears to be perfectly valid code while their sanity slowly evaporates. The compiler knows. The compiler sees. But your friend? They'll be questioning their entire career choice before they spot it. Pure evil wrapped in Unicode.

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