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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HIl- 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Questioning why programmers use i and j as loop variables is like asking why water is wet. It's not just tradition—it's practically encoded in our DNA at this point. Try using x or counter in your next code review and watch your colleagues react with the same shocked expression as this meme. They'll look at you like you've suggested tabs instead of spaces or declared that semicolons are optional. The unwritten rule dates back to FORTRAN days when variables starting with I-N were integers by default. Now we're just stuck in an infinite loop of convention that nobody dares to break.

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The programming language learning curve, as told by green characters with anger issues. JavaScript and Java will have you hulking out in rage as you battle callback hell and verbose boilerplate code. Meanwhile, Python's sitting there like Shrek – approachable, friendly, and doesn't make you write semicolons after every damn line. It's the programming equivalent of "get out of my swamp" vs "welcome to my swamp, I made you pancakes." The syntax difference is just that dramatic.