The Devil Said, "Take This Glyph-Laden Grimoire And Try To Render It Cross-Platform"

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE that is text encoding! Satan himself couldn't have devised a more exquisite torture than making developers deal with UTF-8, UTF-16, ASCII, and whatever unholy abominations lurk in legacy systems. One minute your strings are perfect, the next they're spewing �������� like some possessed digital demon! And don't even get me STARTED on trying to render the same text across Windows, Mac, and Linux. It's like trying to translate ancient Sumerian while riding a unicycle through a hurricane. WHY can't we all just agree on ONE standard?! But nooooo, that would be TOO CONVENIENT for humanity!