python Memes

A mathematician stands at a crossroads, facing two programming paths. To the left, Python's sunny castle beckons with its friendly syntax and gentle learning curve. To the right, Haskell's dark fortress looms with lightning, pure functions, and monads that will make your brain melt. The mathematician just stands there, calculating which language will cause the optimal amount of suffering per line of code. Spoiler: they'll choose Haskell because apparently mathematicians enjoy pain.

Who needs comments when your function name is your documentation? That ridiculously long Python function name isn't just a coding style - it's a desperate cry from a developer who'd rather write a novel in snake_case than add a single /* comment */. The best part? Six months later, even they won't remember what the hell that function actually does. Future maintainers will find your LinkedIn just to send hate mail.

Ever returned to your code after a week and suddenly it looks like an ancient hieroglyphic tablet? This is the perfect representation of code amnesia! The meme shows what appears to be Python code, but it's been transformed into an incomprehensible mess of weird characters and symbols that might as well be written in some alien language. The function seems to be doing... something? With inputs? And a loop? Who knows anymore! This is why we write comments, people! Though let's be honest, even those wouldn't help decipher this cryptographic nightmare. The best part is the pyperclip.copy() at the bottom - as if you'd ever want to copy and paste this monstrosity elsewhere. It's the digital equivalent of "I wrote this beautiful code and now I have absolutely no idea what it does."