A Code By Any Other Name

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A Code By Any Other Name

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THE SHEER DRAMA of being forced into computer science when your soul YEARNS to write sonnets! 😭 Look at this poor developer, smuggling poetry into their Python imports like it's contraband! They're literally turning module imports into a desperate cry for artistic expression! "import my_haiku" - I'M SCREAMING! The progression from polite request to DEMANDING their poetry be imported RIGHT NOW is the most beautiful character arc I've seen since Shakespeare himself! The compiler doesn't understand your pain, but I DO, you magnificent code-poet!

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