Naming Things: The Nested Nightmare

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Naming Things: The Nested Nightmare

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Ah, the classic variable naming progression of a developer slowly losing their mind! Started with a reasonable user, then users for a collection, and then... complete descent into nested list madness. By the time we hit userssssssss with 8 levels of nesting, we're basically writing code that future-you will need therapy to debug. The number of brackets at the end is practically a bracket avalanche waiting to crash your syntax highlighter. This is what happens when you code at 1% battery with no variable naming convention document in sight.

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