Before And After Coding

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Before And After Coding

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The transformation your face undergoes after coding in different languages is apparently a scientific fact now. C++ turns you into a sleep-deprived wreck because memory management is basically self-torture. JavaScript makes you look like you've seen things that can't be unseen—probably undefined is not a function at 3 AM. Java gives you that corporate drone glow-up where you're simultaneously dead inside but professionally presentable. And then there's Python... making developers look suspiciously happy, like they actually had time to shower and sleep because they wrote in 10 lines what took others 200. Choose your programming language, choose your mugshot.

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